The day at work turned out to be difficult, driving up to the house. "and if anyone dares to drive briskly, a cruel punishment or death penalty will be imposed"

Russian lesson, verbs of movement, "We drove, drove, drove ...", dedicated to Mohammed Hassani, teacher: Natasha Brown

This city

This city is small, this is such a small town. Where is he located? - He's in my kitchen, on my two refrigerators. I drew it there. What's it called? - WikiTranslate! That's what I called him. Let's drive around the city together! We will travel with you and my granddaughter Maya. Oh! Don't you drive? Our driver will be my husband Richard! Okay? Go!

Yesterday we…

left the garage,
drove into the yard,
drove through the yard,
drove up to the gate,
drove through the gate,
drove away from the gate
and left home.

We drove away from the house,
drove up to the hill,
we drove up the hill,
moved down the hill,
drove off the hill
and drove on.

We drove, drove, drove
drove up to the forest,
entered the forest
and drove through the woods.

We drove through the forest, drove
and drove through the forest,
left the forest,
drove away from the forest,
drove up to the river.

We drove up to the river,
we crossed the bridge,
drove off the bridge,
drove away from him
and drove on.

We drove, we drove
drove up to the gas station,
we stopped at a gas station,
refueled,
left the gas station
and drove on.

We drove away from the gas station
and drove up to the pond,
let's go around the pond
and drove around the whole pond,
drove away from the pond,
and then let's go
between the large field and the city park.

At the end of the park near the hotel, we almost ran into a dog!
But we drove around it
passed the hotel and
drove up to the central square.

We drove around a flower bed in the square,
drove past the houses,
drove past the cafe,
drove up to the school,
we got to her!
Maya came to school
and we haven't got to work yet.
Let's go to work!

Let's go: left the school,
drove past the cinema
and drove up to the store.
Past the store, bank
and the police drove by
and arrived at the post office.

The post office sent a parcel to my dad
and left the post office.

We drove away from her
the bank, the police and the shop have passed,
and came to work.
Arrived on time
to work, not late!
We drove for a long, long time
and finally arrived!

This is how we drove from home to work yesterday.

We drive to work like this every day

We're lucky! We have a car and we drive it: from home to work and home from work. And Maya goes to school with us. Well, we don't always go to the post office, and we only go to the gas station once or twice a week. And we never run into dogs and cats. We go around them. Now I will tell you

How will we go home from work tomorrow

Tomorrow, first we will leave work, leave the entrance, get into the car, and then we will go.

We will drive away from the entrance, drive through the store, we will not call into the post office, the police, or the bank. We don't need to go there, but we'll go to the cinema for tickets.

There's an interesting movie going on there, and we want to go to it on Saturday. We love movies and often go to the movies.

And then, where do you think we'll go? Of course, we will follow Maya to school. We will go there, Maya will leave the school, get into the car and together we will drive on.

We will drive to the central square, drive past the cinema, drive around the flower beds, drive around the bank, near the police and post office, and drive up to the city park.

We will go there very slowly. There are a lot of dogs walking there, and they very often run out onto the road. Therefore, we will go there very, very slowly, so as not to crush any dog.

We will pass this park, drive up to the lake and go around it.

When we drive around the lake, we will stop to admire the fish that swim in the lake. Maybe they will swim up to us?

Then we will go home again. We will go around the whole lake, drive up to the gas station, but we will not call in at it: we already have gasoline! We'll drive past her.

We will drive up to the river, cross it over the bridge, drive away from the bridge and drive up to the coniferous forest.

We will enter this forest, pass it, drive away from it and drive up to the hill.

We will drive up this hill, then we will leave it, we will drive away from it and come home, we will reach home. We'll get to our house!

We will enter the gate, drive through the yard, drive up to the garage, drive into the garage. Let's put the car there. Then we'll all get out of the car and go home. This is how we will go home from work tomorrow.

We drive to work

The car drives us, and we drive it. But the car does not take us by itself: my husband Richard drives us. He is our driver, and we are his passengers. He knows how to drive a car. Richard is a good driver and he drives us to work. He takes us there and brings us from there. I'll tell you now

How he takes us there every day

First, he takes the car out and takes us out of the garage. Then he drives the car and drives us through the yard, and brings the car and drives us to the gate, drives the car and drives us through the gate, and takes the car and drives us from the house.

He brings the car and takes us to the hill, cocks the car and takes us up the hill, drives the car and takes us down the hill, takes the car and takes us away from the hill.

He brings the car and takes us to the forest, brings the car and takes us into the forest, drives the car and takes us through the forest, and takes the car and takes us out of the forest.

He brings the car and takes us to the river, transfers the car and transports us over the bridge over the river, and takes the car and takes us away from the river.

Pulls the car and takes us to the gas station, drives the car and drives us past the gas station, and takes the car and takes us from the gas station to the pond.

He brings the car and takes us to the pond, leads the car and takes us around the pond, takes the car and takes us away from the pond.

Pulls the car and drives us between the field and the park, and brings the car and drives us to the hotel, drives the car and drives us past the hotel, houses, and cafes and brings the car and drives us to Mayena School.

Maya gets out of the car and goes to school. And Richard drives the car and takes us from school, sees the car and drives us to the cinema and the store, and brings the car and brings us to work. We get out of the car and go to work. And Richard? He puts the car in the parking lot, and then goes to work too.

And so every day, except weekends

On weekends we do not work, but rest, we go to visit, to the cinema, to the theater. And this Saturday, too, we will go to the cinema. Of course, we will not go there on foot, because it is far from our home. Richard will take us there by car. But it doesn't matter how we go there. The most important thing is that we already have tickets, and we will definitely go to the cinema on Saturday!

I just told you how Richard drives us to work every day. And now I will tell you

How the day after tomorrow he will take us home from work and bring us home

First, he will go from work to the parking lot behind the car, from there he will take her and bring her to work. We will leave work, leave the house, get into the car and he will take us home.

He will drive us from work, drive us past the store, drive the car to school, put Maya with us, drive us from school, drive us past the cinema, bank, flower bed, police and post office, and drive us to the park. There he will lead her slowly so as not to run into anyone. Then he will drive the car around the pond, take it away from the pond, drive us past the gas station. It will drive away from it and take us to the river.

He will bring the car to the bridge, cross the river and take us across the bridge, drive us from the bridge and drive us to the forest. He will drive the car through the forest, leave the forest, take us away from the forest and give us a lift to the hill. He will take us up the hill, take us down the hill, drive away from the hill and drive us to the house.

He will drive into the gate, lead the car through the yard and enter it into the garage. There we will all get out of the car and go home. Oh-oh-oh-oh! Have run over! Have run over! I hit it! I don't want to travel anymore! I'm tired! And you? Have you run over? Are you tired?

Did you find what you were looking for in this tutorial? Do you find movement verbs difficult? Do you know how to translate? Can you translate this lesson into your own language? Translate it, please! And I went to rest. While!

End of the Russian lesson "Verbs of movement". Goodbye! Until next lesson!

English lesson "We were traveling, and traveling, and traveling… Teacher: Richard Brown.

This is a town

It "s not a big town it" s a small sort of town. Where is it? - It "s in my kitchen on my two fridges. My wife Natasha drew it there. And what it" s called? - WikiTranslate! That "s what she called it. Let" s take a ride around the town! We "ll ride with you and my granddaughter, Maya. Oh! You don" t drive a car? Ok, Natasha will drive us! Good? Let "s go!

Yesterday we ...

Drove out of the garage,
drove into the yard,
drove through the yard,
drove up to the gates,
drove through the gates,
and left the house.

From home we
drove up to the hill,
drove up the hill,
drove down the hill,
drove away from the hill.

we drove up to the forest.
We drove into the forest
and started to drive through the forest.

We drove and drove through the forest until the forest ended,
we drove through the whole forest.
We drove out of the forest
and from the forest we drove up to the river.

We drove up to the river
and then we drove over the bridge.
We drove from the bridge
and we drove further away from the bridge.

We drove, drove and drove and
we drove up to the petrol station,
we drove into the petrol station,
filled-up,
we drove from the petrol station
and we started to drive further.

We drove away from the petrol station
and we drove up to the pond.
We started to drive around the pond
and we drove the whole way around the pond.
We drove away from the pond
and then we started to drive
between a large field and the town park.

We nearly drove over a dog at the end of the park near to the hotel!
But we drove around it,
past the hotel,
and we came up to the town square.

We went around the flower beds on the square,
past the houses,
past the cafe,
we arrived at the school!
We made it to school at last!
Maya got to school,
but we still hadn "t made it to work.
We dropped Maya off at school.
Let "s go to work!

Here we go: We left the school,
we passed the cinema,
we came up to the shop,
went past the shop, the bank,
the police station
and arrived at the post office.

At the post office we sent a parcel to Natasha "s dad
and left the post office.

We drove away from there,
past the bank, the police station and the shop
and we got to work.
We got to work on time,
we weren "t late!
We were traveling for a long long time
and finally made it!

That "s how we went from home to work yesterday.

That "s how we go to work every day

We are lucky! We have a car and travel in it: from home to work and from work back home. Maya goes to school with us as well. We don "t always call in at the post office and we stop to refuel only once or twice a week. We never run over dogs and cats. We drive around them. I will tell you now ...

How we "ll go home from work tomorrow

Tomorrow, first of all we "ll leave work, come out of the entrance, sit in the car, and then get going.

We "ll drive away from the entrance, past the shop. We" re not going to drop in at the post office, police station or bank as we don "t need to go there. We" ll drop in to the cinema for tickets ...

There is an interesting film showing and we want to go to it on Saturday. We love films and often go to the cinema.

And later, where do think we "ll go? Of course, we" re going to pick up Maya from school. We "ll park the car, Maya will come out of the school and sit in the car and together we" ll continue our journey.

We "ll go to the central square, drive past the cinema, around the flower beds, past the bank, police station and post office and up to the town park.

There, we "ll go very slowly. There" s a lot of dogs walking about and they often run out into the road so we will go very, very slowly there, so as not to run over any dogs.

We "ll drive past the park, come to the lake and will drive around it.

When we go around the lake, we "ll stop to admire the fish that swim in the lake. Maybe they will swim up to us.

Then we "ll continue our journey home. We" ll drive around the whole lake, drive up to the petrol station but won "t go there as we have already filled up with petrol! We" ll drive past it.

We "ll go up to the river, drive across the bridge, come off the bridge and come up to the pine forest.

We "ll enter the forest, go through the forest, away from the forest and come up to the hill.
We "ll come up to the hill then go down the hill, from the hill we" ll come home. We "ll arrive home. We" ll make it to our house!

We "ll go through the gates, pass through the yard, go in to the garage. We" ll park the car there. Then we "ll get out of the car and we" ll go home. That "s how we" ll go home from work tomorrow.

We go to work by car

The car takes us and we go in it, but it doesn "t drive itself: my wife Natasha drives us in it. She" s our driver and we are her passengers. She knows how to drive a car. Natasha is a good driver and she drives us to work. She takes us there and back. I "ll tell you now

How she drives us there every day

Firstly she takes the car out of the garage. Then she drives the car through the yard, she drives up to the gates, drives us through the gates and drives us away from our home.

She drives us in the car to the hill, takes us in the car up the hill, drives the car down the hill and takes us away from the hill.

She drives us in the car to the forest, takes us in the car into the forest, drives the car through the forest and takes us away from the forest.

She drives us in the car to the river, takes us in the car over the bridge, over the river and takes us away from the river.

She drives us in the car near to the petrol station, takes us in the car past the petrol station and takes us away from the petrol station to the pond.

She drives us in the car to the pond, takes us in the car around the pond and takes us away from the pond.

She drives us in the car between the field and park, takes us in the car to the hotel, takes us in the car past the hotel, the houses and cafes and drives us to Maya "s school.

Maya gets out of the car and goes to school. Natasha takes us in the car away from the school, drives us next to the cinema and the shop and takes us to work. I leave the car and go to work. And Natasha? She parks the car in the car park and then she also goes to work.

This happens every day except for weekends

We don "t work on the weekends so we have free time. We go to visit friends, go to the cinema and the theater. We" ll also go to the cinema this Saturday. Of course, we won "t go there on foot because it is far away from our house. Natasha will take us there by the car. It doesn" t matter how we "ll get there. The most important thing is that we already have tickets and we are going to go to the cinema on Saturday for sure!

I just told you how Natasha drives us to work every day. I "ll tell you now

How she will take us to work and bring us home the day after tomorrow

First of all, she "ll go from work to the car park to get the car, then she" ll take it from there and drive it to where we work. We "ll leave work, come out of the building, get into the car and she" ll drive us home.

She "ll take us from work, will ride us past the shop, drive the car up to the school, sit Maya in the car, take us from the school, past the cinema, bank, flower beds, police station and post office up to the park. There she will drive it slowly so we don "t run over anybody. Then she will take the car around the pond, from the pond, past the petrol station and will drive us to the river.

She will drive the car to the bridge, cross the river and drive us across the bridge, take us from the bridge and drive us to the forest. She will drive the car through the forest, drive it out of the forest, she will take us from the forest and will drive us to the hill. She will drive us up on the hill, down the hill, away from the hill and up to the house.

She "ll drive through gates, take the car through the yard and go into the garage. We all will get out of the car there and go home. Oh-oh-oh-oh! Have you had enough of driving ?! We" ve had enough! I "ve had enough! I don" t want to go anywhere else! I "m tired! And what about you? Have you had enough? Are you tired?

Did you find what you were looking for in this lesson? Do you find the verbs and prepositions easy or difficult to understand? Can you translate it? Can you translate this lesson into your native language? Translate it, please! I "m going to have a rest. Bye!

End of the lesson! Good-bye! Until the next lesson!

Remember firmly: a firm sign
Appeared in a word like this:
He stood behind that prefix,
Where at the end is a consonant
And he took friends as neighbors -
Vowel letters: E, Yo, Yu, Ya.N. Pikuleva
The solid sign does not rest:
Separates the prefix with the root.

It was sat down, it was eaten.
You managed to guess
Why did this happen?
Who is the culprit? A solid sign!
We need a solid sign too
We can't write without it:
congress, edible, explanation,
And the entrance, and the advertisement.

- Aren't you too kind? -
Thus the Hard Sign uttered the Soft Sign.
The Sign Soft to Hard answered this:
- You are hard and rough, like a gnarled oak.
- Friends! Our conversation is useless words -
Having heard this dispute, the letter A.
- You are both good, both worthy of honor,
When you are standing in the right place. G. Matvienko

Housewarming
A new tenant moves into the entrance.
The grandmothers' congress urgently gathered.
They announce to everyone they meet
What interesting things they noticed.
Ascent is not possible to the required floor:
Our elevator is busy with bulky things.
And the new neighbor gives explanations,
What to unload from the car forward.
It was only by nightfall that we finished this occupation
Shooting for memory and even a hug.

“There is no worse thing to cheat,” Dad said to Borka. And I heard and began to think. If there is no worse - to deceive, I thought, then everything else is better. Even the jam from the cupboard is better. And I thought it couldn't be worse - to eat jam.
And I ate the jam.
And when my mother asked who ate the jam, I honestly said that I was. Because there is no worse - to deceive. But for some reason my mother put me in a corner anyway. So which is worse? M. Bartenev
Fable
Oblique bought a gun. And after an hour or two
The Gray Wolf was seized with anxiety.
Squint told him:
- Listen, dear,
Beware of walking my way! J. Kozlovsky

A train drove in, drove into a mountain
Along a large corridor.
There was blackness
It was the Night that slept there ...
The night slept in broad daylight!
The train jumped out thundering
The train jumped out into the light -
The sun is shining! There is no night! E. Moshkovskaya

Small buttery, edible wheel.
I will not eat you alone, I will share the guys with everyone

And the road is far
And the basket is not easy ...
I would sit on a tree stump
Eat a pie ... A. Shibaev

The wolf is terribly furious -
He cannot eat a hedgehog.
The hedgehog, although he is edible,
Uncomfortable for eating:
Shrinking, put out the needles -
Swallowed the evil wolf. V. Lunin

The squirrel hid in a hollow -
It is both dry and warm.
Stock of mushrooms and berries
So much that you can't eat in a year.

A banquet is announced!
Put all the leftovers in the buffet!
I explain: the circus has
Those who want to eat them! V. Berestov

Elephant, baby elephant, elephant
Dolphins loved like brothers.
Saying goodbye, they embraced
Elephant, baby elephant, elephant. J. Moritz

They say from different dishes
The camel eats only thorns.
He would eat any meal
He's not in the desert. A. Soprovsky

The bird looks in surprise
For forest announcement:
She won't find it in any way
In this word, b!

Once the Snail gave an ad:
"Apartment is listed for rent
With a separate wicket.
Peace, silence, vegetable garden ... "

The pike swallowed the brush.
The brush tickles her throat:
“Amazing business! What kind of fish did I eat? "
Oh, our forgetful Shoot!
He forgot that this is a shooting.

I went and blew on the soup
To sit down and eat right away.

I will eat porridge all the faster,
After all, I will soon be seven.

Semyon sat down at the table -
I ate seven pancakes.

The sky is enveloped in the glow of the sunset.

By lunchtime I’ll drive around the forest.

Mashenka sat down on a tree stump and ate a pie.

Insert the missing letters
Solid sign
is on the way!
Soft sign
is on the way!
Do you bet or do not bet?
One hundred obstacles in their way!
All obstacles will be bypassed -
Everyone will stand there
where are they waiting!

With… driving, l… yaying, with… driving, under… driving,
In ... south, plate ... e, w ... y, about ... ride,
Night ... u, p ... eo, about ... oom, ruch ... and,
Prev ... beetle, solov ... and.

Gray hare under a pine tree
About ... revealed that he is a tailor ...
The hare cuts, the hare sh ... eats,
And the bear is waiting in the den. S. Mikhalkov

Say in one word
Entrance to the building.
The section of the road that goes up.
A message about something, printed in a newspaper or posted somewhere.
Explain, make it clear.
Half-eaten pieces.
A strip of land along the coast of the sea, lake.
Malfunction or defect.
Medicine injection, injection.
Snow storm, blizzard.
An employee delivering mail.
Broth.
Shrink, shrink.
Going to eat, fit to eat.

Add prefixes.
The car ... was driving out of the garage, ... driving down the street. Here he was ... driving to the river, ... driving to the bridge, and we ended up outside the city.

P o l o v i c s
Do not get around the proverb, do not go around.
If you don't crunch a nut, you won't eat the kernel.
To eat a fish, you have to climb into the water.
Do not be ashamed to speak if you want to declare the truth.
There is a big ascent and a big descent.
Friendly magpies and a goose will eat.
Seeking a friend without a flaw remains without a friend.
Flattery without teeth, but with bones will eat.
I found it and did not announce it - it's all the same what I took away.
Every ascent has its own descent.
The cat knows whose meat it ate.
They beat the wolf not for being gray, but for eating the sheep.
Summer gathers and winter eats up.
Early bird sang, as if the kitty did not eat
With what I drove up, so I drove off.

On November 21, 2010, a new edition of the traffic rules comes into effect. As the columnist for "Vlast" Yevgeny Zhirnov found out, for a long time in Russia new road rules are an expanded and toughened, but still not executable version of the old ones.

"To whom the wheel, who will break the leg"

“For the common good,” wrote the famous Russian writer and publicist Prince Vladimir Odoevsky in 1866, “we consider it our duty to draw the attention of those who should be aware of this that there is a special kind of disorder on Moscow streets, not only hindering convenient communication, but also exposing You might think, looking at many Moscow streets, that they are not intended for passage at all, but perhaps for the convenience of mainly shopkeepers, but part of homeowners. Wagons approaching the shops (for example, at the Smolensk market, throughout the Arbat and in other similar localities), equally passenger and draft cabbies, become like no one in any city in the world, namely: not single file along the sidewalk, but across the street and often on both sides of it. The consequences of such an incredible custom are obvious. The narrow space remaining between the carts standing across is not enough for free communication; barely and ordinary crews, meeting, can disperse. But perfect disaster if heavy wagons or, even worse, empty ones come across, who gallop drunkenly at breakneck speed on unbridled horses, not paying the slightest attention to the fact that they hurt both carriages and pedestrians; if someone is dumped, someone's wheel, someone's leg is broken, then they, empty, are sure that they will always have time to gallop away before they are caught. "

As the prince noted, the police in the person of its junior ranks - the wretched ones - turned out to be completely powerless:

"In vain the wretched , although occasionally, they cry out that the wagons and carriages keep to the right: the requirement is very reasonable, but materially impracticable when the street is blocked across standing carts ".

The situation in the very center of the city looked no better:

"Look into all the Kremlin gates ... Here, from the wagons and from the empty ones, because of the cramped and steepness of the place, there is even more danger than anywhere else. the approach of the carriage from the other side; both climb ahead, who will break whom first, but it is difficult to stop the horse on the slope. "

As Odoevsky wrote, the situation seemed to the inhabitants of the city completely hopeless:

"Complaints about all the disturbances we have indicated are heard from all sides, but they usually add that" there is nothing to do here ", or, in the words of the wretched," nothing can be done. "

The most curious thing was that by that time the struggle with those who drive, creating problems for others, had been waged for nearly two hundred years, they were regularly threatened with the most severe punishments, up to the death penalty, and the code of traffic rules became more and more more extensive and detailed.

"The Adjutant standing on the heels was killed with a drawbar."

The first of the surviving in the collection of laws of the Russian Empire mention of measures against dashing driving refers to January 3, 1683, when the decree of the co-rulers Ivan and Peter Alekseevich was announced. The great sovereigns, or rather, the sister Tsarevna Sophia Alekseevna who ruled in their place, fell into strong irritation from the riots and riots that took place at night in the Kremlin, and in the name of the tsars ordered the stewards, colonels, nobles of Moscow and all ranks of people so that they do not make noise near the royal chambers. on duty they did not rage. And to prevent this evil, she ordered to close the gates of the White City at night and not let anyone there until morning.

The dashing Moscow drivers also got it. The noble people of the capital made it a rule to drive on sleds, driving them independently, without a driver. On this occasion, the same decree stated:

"Knowing Them, the Great Sovereigns, it happened that many of you were taught to ride in sleighs on carts with big whips, and, while driving through the streets and alleys carelessly, you beat people, and from now on you will not ride in sleighs on carts, but to ride with charioteers, according to the old custom, so that no one would be injured from that. And if any of you will learn to ride like that, and such people, the Great Sovereigns indicated, should be sent to guard at the gates and brought to the Strelets Order, and for that people to mend yours a cruel punishment. And you should be in charge of the Great Sovereigns, and ride in sledges with charioteers, and not on carts. "

After the introduction of traffic rules and punishment for their violation, Russian legal practice showed itself in all its brilliance. Apparently, because the guards began to implement the decree too zealously and hurt many prominent people, and the ruler Sophia was afraid to lose their favor, five days later a new decree of the great sovereigns followed, where it was said that only cabs should be taken to the Streletsky order. And all the rest of the different ranks of people "who will ride in wagons, but they will not be bad from them, and they will not have and let them in freely."

Judging by further tsarist instructions, the carriage ride did not stop, and for the violating cabs, by the decree of October 20, 1684, the punishment was specified - "to beat with a whip and exile to Siberia and other cities for eternal life." At the same time, another rule of the capital movement was introduced. Cab drivers were banned from entering the Kremlin, no matter what business their riders were doing there.

"Many people ride in sledges briskly and not quietly, and their horsemen in front of them gallop unusually, and, running into others, beat them with whips, and trample horses."

Most likely, various changes and additions to the rules were made later. But at that time, the royal letters were most often written in one copy - only to the addressee, so that a considerable part of them have sunk into oblivion. And the next significant event in the design of traffic rules was the decree of Empress Anna Ioannovna, who soon after accession, on March 9, 1730, announced the prohibition of fast and careless driving:

“Now Her Imperial Majesty knows it has happened that many people ride in sledges briskly and not calmly, and their horsemen are unusually jumping in front of them, and when they run into others, they beat them with whips and trample horses. For the sake of Her Imperial Majesty, All-mercifully indicated: To Moscow, on all the city gates and on large streets, publish with drumming and in decent places printed sheets, so that henceforth all ranks of people, both of the highest and the lowest dignity, would ride themselves and their people quietly before them and did not gallop on horses, and they did not hit anyone, and did not trample on with horses. such are ordered to catch, and in order to send patrols of dragoons and soldiers from the Police. And who will be repaired in this way, they will be caught and brought to the Police, and to the Governing Senate to report. "

Since the decree did not provide for specific sanctions for violation, everything soon returned to normal. And in 1732, the empress had to introduce a rather severe punishment for dashing riders:

"And if anyone henceforth, in opposition to this Her Imperial Majesty's decree, dares to ride so briskly and not quietly, and their people ride unusually in front of them, and beat someone with whips, and crush with sledges and horses, such, by their guilt, will be severely punished or the death penalty".

Five years later, on February 6, 1737, it was clarified who should be punished and how. Severe corporal punishment for causing damage was now imposed on coachmen and lackeys. And the landowners who persuaded them to drive fast were subject to a monetary fine, and its amount was established by the Senate after the consideration of the case. The fine could be anything - from grandiose to penny, depending on how the delinquent agreed with the right people in the Senate. So there was no reduction in recklessness. And this was evidenced by a road accident that happened to one of the highest-ranking military leaders of the country - Field Marshal Count Minich.

“It is now known,” the empress’s decree of December 15, 1737 said, “that the Field Marshal and Knight Commander of the Count of Mr. They killed him with a drawbar, from which he is a little alive: for the sake of not going to the sleigh soon and with drawbars, to confirm firmly with a fine, as the decrees previously issued by Her Imperial Majesty command. "

Breathers - strong poles, to which the clamps are attached in two-horse carts, seemed to be banned, which was the reason for the introduction of restrictions on the equipment of vehicles into the traffic rules. But exactly a year later, in the next legislative act of Anna Ioannovna, it was said about a girl killed by a drawbar. So, as it turned out, no one was going to comply with this severe prohibition.

In the following reigns, road legislation and the methods of punishment for its violations were constantly updated with various innovations. For example, in 1742, Empress Elizaveta Petrovna decided to deprive the offenders of vehicles - their horses were ordered to be sent to the royal stable. But this decree also befell the fate of the previous ones - officials zealously undertook its execution, but as soon as they felt that the empress had lost interest in the problem, they began to negotiate with the guilty. And then a new decree was issued, and the previous orders were simply forgotten.

And yet the road legislation was supplemented with more and more new provisions. Since 1744, only coachmen and posters were allowed to have whips. Shouting swear words at passers-by was strictly prohibited. In 1753, the drivers were ordered to give way to oncoming carriages. And two years later, hired carriage riders were banned from forcing cabs to drive fast. From time to time, for example in 1756, restrictions were imposed on the power and dimensions of vehicles. Elizaveta Petrovna considered that the troikas were too fast and took up too much space on the streets of the capital, and ordered to ban driving on them. After another four years, the audio signals were limited.

"Her Imperial Majesty," said in the decree of May 16, 1760, "She deigned to deign, to the inhabitants from the Police to confirm very strongly that the coachman, being near the Court of Her Imperial Majesty, should not be clapped with whips."

However, the decrees were soon forgotten, and Catherine II had to ban the troikas in St. Petersburg again in 1764.

"Only persons who have received a personal permission for that according to the proper test performed by him in the commission are allowed to ride bicycles"

"It is prohibited to transfer the bike to another person"

One would assume that after the emergence of a set of traffic rules on the roads, something will finally change. And in the 19th century, such documents, usually accepted by the city authorities, began to appear. From March 1, 1879, detailed traffic rules, entitled "On safety measures and order when driving on the streets" began to operate in Moscow:

"When riding on the streets, the ruling horses must: a) keep to the right; b) ride at a moderate trot; c) do not race (note: it is not forbidden to go around the slow trot at a moderate trot); d) when leaving the gate, when turning and in those places , where traffic is constrained, go at a pace; e) when going downhill, at intersections, as well as before crossing and crossing the street, restrain horses; f) obey the warnings made by the police, and in turn warn with a shout those passing and passing; g) give way processions of the cross, funeral and other processions, fire trains, passing troops and prison parties, and if there is not enough space for travel, stop until they proceed; h) light lanterns at carriages, wheelchairs, stagecoaches, phaetons and rulers at dusk; and ) do not ride unrestrained horses; j) in winter, do not ride a sleigh without undercuts that prevent rolling (note: this rule does not apply to peasant carts). "

A separate section described the rules for stopping and parking:

"When stopping on the streets, the ruling horses are obliged: a) not to block the passages and stand along the sidewalk in one row, and not to block the entrances of gates and entrances, b) not to leave horses unattended and not to sit inside carriages and other carriages."

A separate section described the rules for pedestrians:

"Those walking along the streets, sidewalks and boulevards are obliged: a) to be careful not to push others; b) not to stop where it impedes movement, c) not to carry carts and sledges along the sidewalks and boulevards, except for children, and not carry with you bulky weights and other objects that impede movement. "

And also introduced the most detailed rules for the carriage of goods by carts from sledges or carts, including the following:

"For free passage and crossing the street, at least every three wagons or carts there must be breaks (gaps) sufficient for the passage of the crew."

The only trouble was that none of these rules, put together, were still not followed. The road picture in Moscow was no different from that described by Prince Odoevsky. Moreover, all of Moscow suffered for years from the stench of sewage trucks and the insolence of their drivers, who, despite any rules, lined up carts with barrels of sewage in an endless line and moved from collection points to dumping places, not letting anyone in.

But the legislators did not back down, and in Moscow in 1894 harsh rules for cyclists appeared:

"1. Driving around the city is allowed only on low two-wheeled bicycles or bicycles of another type, recognized as safe by the City Council by agreement with the Chief of the City Police. Only persons who have received a personal permission for that after a proper test performed by him in the commission are allowed to ride bicycles. the composition of which is determined by agreement of the Chief of Police with the City Council. The failure of any of the members of the commission to appear at the appointed hour for testing does not stop the actions of the commission. The applicant for permission must in his verbal or written statement indicate his rank, name, patronymic, surname, age and domicile Persons under 12 years of age are not allowed to be tested.

2. Everyone who has received a permit to ride bicycles around the city (clause 1) must receive from the City Government two number plates, which are valid within the time period established by the City Council for collecting a fee from bicycles. Of the number marks, one is attached to the back of the saddle and the other to the front, on the top bar of the bike inside the frame. Each bicycle should have a bell or horn signal and, at sunset, a lighted lantern with a number sign ...

3. When riding, every cyclist must have a personal permit with these rules printed on it.

Per. It is forbidden to transfer the bike to another person together with the number plates without the simultaneous declaration of the City Council to whom the bike is transferred.

4. Fast driving and racing in the city is prohibited. "

And the rules for cyclists formed the basis of the "Mandatory regulations on the order of movement of automatic carriages in the city of Moscow", adopted in 1904, revised and amended seven years later.

"Directed the car to Medvedev's tea shop"

The Moscow Road Traffic Regulations proposed an original classification of motor vehicles:

"These regulations apply to automatic carriages, that is, carriages that do not travel on rails and are driven by engines installed on them themselves. Automatic carriages are divided into cars and motorcycle. A motorcycle is an automatic carriage, which is ridden on a saddle. , and which has no more than 3 wheels and weighs in ready-to-ride condition, but without fuel (with electric traction - without batteries) no more than 10 poods. All other automatic carriages are considered cars. Automatic carriages equipped with steam boilers are also subordinate to national steam boiler laws. "

The rules described the general requirements for all automatic crews:

“The automatic carriage must be made reliably and so designed, equipped and executed so that the danger of fire, explosion, as well as the inconvenience to people and animals from noise, smoke, steam and suffocating odors cannot occur. Openings for the release of steam or gas must be positioned and directed so that the outgoing steam or gas does not raise dust and cause inconvenience to passers-by ...

If the car weighs 60 poods empty. and more, then it must be equipped with appropriate springs.

The vehicle must not exceed 8.5 feet between the protruding parts.

An automatic crew should be equipped with one reliable steering mechanism, with the help of which one person could easily and accurately steer the crew, as well as quickly and steeply turn it.

The automatic vehicle must be equipped with at least two independent braking devices, each of which must act uniformly on the wheels of the braking axle. "

And some conditions of the requirements for the technical condition still sound quite modern:

"A device must be arranged with the car, which would deprive unauthorized persons of the opportunity to use the car in the absence of the driver.

A car weighing more than 25 pounds must be equipped with a device that prevents, without the help of brakes, an unexpected reverse movement downward when entering hills. This device must be operated from the driver's seat.

The automatic crew should be equipped with a signal device that gives clearly audible signals. In this case, it is prohibited to use the "Sirena" signaling device.

“The automatic crew should be equipped with a signal device that gives clearly audible signals. In this case, it is prohibited to use the signal device "Sirena" "

When driving in darkness and in dense fog, the automatic crew must be equipped with at least two brightly lit lanterns with clear glass ... The use of lanterns with blindingly bright light is not allowed. "

The rules required that each vehicle undergo a technical inspection before receiving registration documents and numbers:

"An owner who wants to let his automatic crew drive around the city must submit an application to the City Council indicating the place of residence and annexed description, which must indicate: for the car: a) the company that manufactured the car, b) the purpose of the car (passenger or heavy truck); c) the nature of using the car (for personal use or for haulage); d) source of energy; e) type of engine and its type; f) engine power in horsepower, according to the formula adopted by the City Duma for taxation, and if the engine has working cylinders, then also the diameters of the cylinders and the stroke of the pistons; g) the main dimensions of the car: track width, distance between axles, maximum width, length and height; h) own weight of the car, and if it weighs more than 120 poods. or has wheels not with soft spikes, then also the distribution of this weight along the axles of the wheels; i) the ultimate load of the car; for a car weighing more than 120 poods. or having wheels equipped with non-soft tires, also the distribution of the maximum load along the axles; i) for a car with wheels not with soft tires, the width of the latter and the diameters of the corresponding wheels. For a motorcycle, the indication of the data referred to in points a, c, d, e, f, h of this paragraph is required. "

The driver should have received an analogue of the current driver's license:

"Anyone wishing to obtain the right to operate an automatic crew must submit an appropriate application to the City Council, in which he must indicate his name, patronymic, surname, age and place of residence and attach his photograph (not glued to cardboard) in duplicate and a medical certificate of condition health, vision and hearing.

Permission to operate an automatic crew is issued to persons of both sexes, but not younger than 18 years of age, literate, able to communicate in Russian, with hearing and vision not lower than normal, and not having physical disabilities that interfere with operating an automatic crew.

A permit is issued only to those persons who, during the test carried out by the commission, prove to be aware of the mandatory regulations on driving automatic carriages, as well as mandatory regulations on safety measures and on the procedure for driving on the streets, familiar with the device of the automatic carriage in its essential parts and who are able to confidently manage the crew. , use all the devices on it and make minor repairs in case of slight damage to the crew. "

In contrast to the current order, the license plates served not so much as a means of identifying vehicles, but rather to demonstrate that their owners had paid the annual vehicle tax. Therefore, the numbers could change every year, and because of this, terrible confusion arose. A motorist who paid the tax and received a new number could see exactly the same, but last year, on a different car. Indeed, due to the lack of strict control, not everyone paid tax.

Somewhat differently compared to the present time, they were divided into categories and driver's licenses:

"The issued permit can be general or private. The general permit grants the right to control the automatic crew of any system, while the private one - to control the crew of one or several systems."

But the rules for the movement of cars resembled the rules for horse-drawn vehicles and cyclists:

"The driver of the automatic carriage must drive on the right side and, if circumstances require, in the middle of the street, but by no means moving to the left side. If it turns out to be necessary to drive up to the house located on the left side of the street, then the manager of the automatic carriage must turn it to the desired place, crossing the street perpendicularly, and immediately stand in the direction of traffic. The crew manager is obliged, when meeting with moving tram cars, automatic or ordinary carriages, herds of cattle, etc., in a timely manner and sufficiently to turn to the right; if due to circumstances or conditions of the place If it becomes possible to do this, he must stop the crew and wait for the track to be cleared.When making detours in all the cases mentioned, with the exception of bypassing tram cars, the manager is obliged to turn left; when bypassing tram cars, turn right ...

If the approach of the automatic carriage will disturb the horses or other animals, the automatic carriage operator must slow down and, if necessary, stop the carriage and even the engine.

Driving in cars is prohibited.

Do not drive vehicles with or without an open muffler ...

If an automatic crew collides with a person or an animal, the crew manager must immediately stop the crew and provide all possible assistance. "

When stopping on the streets, the driver of the car must stand along the sidewalk, in a row with other carriages, in the direction of travel, and not block the passageways, gates, entrances and not restrict traffic. "

The rules in different cities differed only in details. In Moscow, for example, an axle load of 500 poods was allowed, and in Odessa - 250. In St. Petersburg, violators of the rules for registering automatic crews were fined 500 rubles, which was twice the annual salary of an ordinary official. And for many violations in various cities, arrests were provided for from several days to several months. However, by tradition, all these punishments were rarely applied to high-ranking car owners and their drivers. And as a result, newspapers were full of news about various traffic accidents.

"June 15, - wrote" Russian Word "in 1909, - the driver of car No. 236, cr. Mikhail Zaitsev, 19 years old, driving drunk on Moskvoretskaya street, developed a high speed and, not being able to turn the steering wheel, directed the car There was a rubbish bin near the store. The car crashed it and then ran into a carriage driver K. A. Gavrikov, threw him from the box onto the pavement and tore all his harness. Zaitsev was detained and sent to the unit for sobering up. "

And the road situation remained unchanged.

The day at work turned out to be difficult, approaching the house, he stopped at a shop, half of which was occupied by a hardware store, and half by a pharmacy. Tambour is common. I wanted to go to the pharmacy to buy something soothing. But first, for some reason I went into the hardware store and there I saw a huge "Serborez". It was inexpensive, but I thought I didn't really need it, so I went to the pharmacy. “Give me something soothing so that I can take it over the wheel without a prescription, please. The pharmacist gave me some potion. Having paid, I went to the exit, but did not go out into the street, but again went into the utility store. I bought the knife because I thought it would be good for them to chop cabbage for sourdough. Leaving their store, I noticed the completely stunned eyes of the pharmacist, who was smoking in the common vestibule, when she saw me leaving the store with a huge cleaver in her hand (I refused the seller's offer to pack the knife). A question sounded in my back: - Can you give you something more soothing? 2 Kerch74
2 Plasticine Crow
Here are the pipes. I still have 1.5 two half liters each. (Yesterday I intercepted cognac and beer from Bratello. Gygy) In the evening, something vaguely prevented me from getting drunk. Today I realized that. Yesterday the bosses got drunk and didn't work out today. Therefore, today I am for the boss. : (Do you think about it in the morning already? (Thoughtfully recalling your scale) they were pinned over you, do not consider everyone to be fools :)) I wonder if I made purchases in the reverse order, maybe they gave the medicine in the pharmacy for free. The culture of communication leaves much to be desired. To the author +, if not shit. ;) Are the nanodioscules gone?
We're here to stab someone. The "mixture" will be administered to you intravenously. is free. in the appropriate institution ... 2Elena
On the account of the "Searchers" program, you, in my opinion, are right. By the way, the program is directed mainly by women. And the "brutality" of the presenter is connected, apparently, with their ideas about a real man. Which is Andrey I.
The habit of using toilet paper, as well as the ability to use a colander the desired image
only amplifies.
In my opinion.
Although, undoubtedly, a dirty ass is much more brutal than clean, and pasta can be "eaten" raw, seizing them with mice caught "by hand" - without a mousetrap.
2Frya
The mousetrap is cool! But what if, on the contrary, toilet paper or a colander? What a reduction in the image! Not bad! 2 Kerch74
It seems that there are no those who are against. And so it will be. :)) Clearly, vmlk has already sucked in the first half-liter ... I bet he won't leave before Wednesday. Who is against? 2 Vova
Why solder back, if there is a staff of engineers - mechanics, an IT department, an administrator 1C, a battery presence sensor in a laser data collection terminal, in production on Monday, with eyes dim from the realization of harsh reality and a wild hangover, with shaking hands, I should ?! So after all, sometimes the desire to do something stupid is an astonishing expression on his face and to ask boorish, why me (and add in the affirmative, "I don't know that")? Because you can't waste your talent, stsuko. As much as it would not be desirable.
ZY And not about veterinarians.
Can you imagine how the editor-compiler goes berserk reading all these anecdotes, stories, aphorisms, etc.? And after all he has no moral right to scream: KG / AM, he himself said that everything that is sent is published. Well, does he have the right to at least joke like that? In today's issue I read:
story number 1 - "I wanted to go to the pharmacy to buy something
calming "
story # 2 - "The vet who came was terrified!"
and the beginning of story number 3 - "I have been sitting in the morning in the market in my veterinary pharmacy."
Funny selection of stories :) 2 Assistant.
No, I won't be so strong today. Fasting day.) (Although again, who knows.) Vmlk, look, you’ll think about it, eat the whole liter at home, tomorrow, again, it will be bad :)
Even though I didn't drink this weekend, reading the posts of vmlk, I wanted to plump myself :) First sober thought ...
If earlier about a toy, there, about which cartoon you all remember, now I can not bring myself not to think about almost whole 2 * 0.5 liters. nutcrackers in the refrigerator. Yes, really ... Elena, I never thought about the brutality of this bald man, but after your letter, I just imagined how he buys a machete and immediately shaves his head "dry" (like in x / f "Mongol ").
Comedy by Elena:
Such stern men work at ORT that they use barbed wire instead of dental floss.\u003e Some sort of problem! How can a store be divided into two stores? \u003e The store can be divided into two stores!
\u003e Turanga Leela

No, the store can be divided into two half-stores Hello WWW!
Give me a sling cutter, I'll cut off my head. "The" gentleman's set "presented itself vividly: a machete, an ax, a roll of barbed wire ...
Elena"
mousetrap?
Good story. Short, light, not annoying. And quite for the joke page. 2BadFat
Why "American or German"?
".. And if the heart, breaking,
Removes stitches without a doctor
Know that there is a head from the heart
And there is an ax - from the head ... "
(c) M. Tsvetaeva Reminded. I roll out of a hardware store somehow and bump into the doorway with Andrey Y. (Director, actor and presenter of the program "Seekers", which sometimes goes to ORT. The program is annoying with far-fetched and pseudo-mystery, and the presenter - with some transcendent brutality. Always in leather pants, with something courageous in his hands, like an ice pick.) I could hardly suppress the urge to turn around and see what he intends to buy. The "gentleman's set" was vividly presented: a machete, an ax, a roll of barbed wire ...
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