I love my husband and children statuses. Statuses about love for her husband. Statuses about a beautiful son

The mission of a real man is to build a house, plant a tree, raise a son and fulfill all the other whims of his beloved wife!

Well, of course ... The only one and unique. So, my dear, only you will have a child ...

I want a sweetheart - a daughter. So that she is the most beautiful in the whole world! I will dress her up like a doll and pamper her! But first, I will give birth to a son so that there is someone to protect her.

There are no more desirable phrases in life: True friend, Beloved husband, Smart son, Healthy mother ...

Best status:
- Sonny, my mother and I want to please you. In the spring you will have a brother! - Oh, damn it, again this idiot is out of prison ahead of schedule!

My neighbors doing permanent renovation in the apartment, be afraid! I bought an electric guitar and I'm ready to take on your electric drill!

Son: Mom, I'm bored. Mom: boring ?! Sit down for your lessons! Son: damn, why did he just say!

The zack reads the news from outside. - What are they writing? - the cellmate asks. - Yes, my wife writes, the son is left for the second year ... We lived ... Disgraced the family!

Every married man has a secret dream to hear this from his wife one day: “Darling, give me a hit in the head, otherwise I can fuck with anything!

Sonny, understand one simple truth: the belly does not grow FROM beer, but specifically UNDER beer!

Dad, how do you understand the phrase "brain drain"? - Sonny, well, if in your example, then this is snot ...

The father comes home, and there the son has fun with the girls. Father indignantly: - Why should I look at this outrage again ?! I want to participate.

Mom - to a schoolboy son: - What do you think, if you drank vodka with beer - I don’t learn that you smoked?

Fashion, unlike the rat, never squeaks for the last time.

Dad, why was the bear chosen as the symbol of United Russia? - Sonny, this is in honor of the Russian folk tale "Teremok" ...

So that the wife does not turn into a saw, the husband should not become a log ...

- Son! We all start a new life from Monday! I will quit losing weight, dad will quit smoking. And you? - I can quit school!

Yes Yes. He is the only one and the most - the most. The most - the most you will have a husband, dear. And the only one is the son

In the name of the processor - the father, the monitor - the son and the holy vinca ... Enter!

Who teaches your son to say such nasty things? !! \u200b\u200b- Yes bl, x ** knows him ...

Son, we have selected the best grains for our beer. We always select the best. Customs of the Russian Federation.

- Son, did you watch a horror movie in the room yesterday? - Yes! - Go clean up after you! 🙂

The prodigal sons return with the prodigal wives.

All the guys in the club danced on pills. And only the son of Gennady Petrovich Malakhov with a decoction of wolf berries and mother-and-stepmother

“He is all our father” - in nine cases out of ten this is criticism, not praise.

Your son absolutely does not know Pushkin! Dear Parents! Please introduce me!

The mother asks her son: "Do you know any other way to prepare for exams besides prayer ?!"

That is why the hair on the head falls out without problems, and on the legs it is necessary to do hair removal? Not fair!

Punish your son daily. If you don't know why, he knows.

“If a man treats you like a dog, lift your foot and nass on him” (c) Courtney Love

Buy two dresses from the new collection and get it from your husband!)

In a family of killers: -Son, why aren't you at school? -And we won't have physics today, physics will never be there anymore!

january. Parents call by phone: - Son, how did you celebrate the New Year? Son, with a hangover: - But I have not met him! He came himself!: D

Only my husband will have the best wife :-)

In a happy family, the wife thinks that the money comes from the bedside table, the husband thinks that the food is taken from the refrigerator, and the children think that they were found in cabbage.

Son, do you love me and mom? Do you love me and mom? Talk! Answer the bastard when adults ask you. (C)

Dad, what are “brains”? - In your case, son, it's snot ..

The father loves his son and the son loves his son.

Girl, can I have cottage cheese, toffee, these sweets, and chupa-chups. - Take your son? - Oh, yes ... I forgot about my son! Two packs of Marlboro ...

And yesterday Katka's son was born. The name of the whole hostel was invented. Tomorrow we will come up with a middle name.

In life there is nothing better than: Loyal friend, Beloved man, Smart son, Healthy mother ... \u003d))

I will call my son Vkontakty, and my daughter Aska

I wake up my son to school ... - Have you done your homework? - No! - What then are you sleeping !? - The less you know the better you sleep.

At the buffet table. Wife: "Dear, don't you find it embarrassing that you have already been running around with a plate for food for the fifth time ?!" Husband: "Nope, I said it was for you!"

Damn, a couple more days without an Internet and I will become the lord of the scarf!

Spring has come ... my husband started walking! Every day in bars, taverns, restaurants ... Looking for me! \u003d)

When my husband unexpectedly returned from a business trip, it’s nothing, but when the director ...

Forgive me mom, married son

WWII - This is a terrible war, son! Not that * ynya you play!

Hair on the stomach is a path to hell ... \u003d))

Every mother hopes that her daughter will be happier in marriage than herself, but no mother hopes that her son will marry more successfully than her father.

A 16-year-old boy comes home on January 1st. Mother: - Well, son, did you celebrate? Son: - As always, got drunk, then overfucked. Mother: - Were there any girls?

The wife approaches her husband, who is sitting at the computer: -Let me play. - Have a conscience, dear, take an example from me. Have I ever taken a rag from you? I asked when you wash the floors?

The mother-in-law is the mother of the ideal son who is terribly unlucky with his wife !!! five

The mother had three sons. Two are smart, and the third ... An athlete.

I want my children to bear your surname and patronymic ...

“If we ask deep enough questions, there comes a point when the answers, if they can be given, kill” J. Fowles

Husband - wife: - Nuuu, mother, and you got fat! - You look at yourself, look what a belly you have grown! - This is not a belly, but a Hill of Glory! - Yeah, and under it is the Fallen Warrior?

On the weekend I cooked delicious dishes, cleaned the whole apartment, ironed a huge pile of linen, and in the evenings I made my husband happy for two days.

Ready for anything? So take out the trash!

do not go girls to get married - married is not fun, then I did not wash my panties, then I did not hang it like that

“My mother is a woman,” the son of Sergei Zverev reassured himself

Why does a father love his son more than his father's son? Because the son is his creation. Everyone is supportive of what they themselves have created.

A caring mother forbids her son to walk with bad company. The kid has not seen his father and brother for 3 years.

Son, tell me honestly, do you smoke pot? - Dad ... I'm a daughter)

So that the husband does not turn away from the wall, the resourceful wife puts the mother-in-law there!

- Son, where is that girl with whom you were friends before? - And she left and will not come again, although she loves me! - What about you? - And I'm fucking, mom, fucking!

I was standing in the park yesterday, a mother and her son pass by, the little one is 5 years old. Mom this bag touched the cars and they fell, son to the whole shop "Come on, break everything here!"

Sons leave the parental home one by one, and usually come back pair after pair.

In blue leggings and a red kerchief, I fly away into a fairy tale-picture, where flamingos fly to the beach) ...

a tiny son came to his father. and said the crumb: - the weekend is good! Monday is bad!

Mom comes home and sees: the son is sitting in front of the open refrigerator and eating frozen dumplings. - Son, you would at least boil them! Son with fright: - Who got stoned ?!

i would call my son in the future by your name, even if we are not together .. But forgive the name Anton is no longer relevant \u003d)))

The professor's father's son beats the professor's son's father. The professor is not involved in the fight. Question: who beats the cavo?

just crazy about you my angel, I want a son and two daughters from you \u003d **

the workflow flows evenly))) ... in one window gusset in the other contact)))

Sons understand fathers when they become grandfathers.

If the husband says, “I know for sure that this road is the shortest,” then the wife already knows for sure that it is necessary to prepare for an extremely long journey.

- Dad, tell a story ... - Well, listen, son. Tomorrow I'll come home early, sober, I'll buy flowers for my mother, a bicycle for you ...

I open the refrigerator: "There is nothing there: no fat, no meat, no sausage."

Every man dreams of a son, but they still love us daughters more))

The husband with the car is nonsense !!! Husband in the kitchen is YES !!!

We got up from a crumpled bed, from the folds of the strip on the body

Teacher: Your son is weak in geography! Parent: It doesn't matter. You can't go far with our income.

A guy is not a husband, you can change! A husband is not a mother, you can change.

i will kneel down in front of only one person, it will be my son, and then only to button his jacket ... (c)

I will call my son Vkontakty, and my daughter Aska)))

My boring and hammering neighbors were absolutely sure that God's punishment would not overtake them until I bought my son an electric guitar.

Even if we are never together ... my son will be named after you.

Phrases like: “Let's see how our son studies” or “Now I'll show you our family album” significantly save both drinks and snacks!

And the king, father, divided the wealth between his three sons ... Fuck! - said the daughter

- Mom, I am already 16 years old. Can I wear a bra? - No, son!

Selling a husband, in good condition - 24 rubles. (two eggs for 7 rubles and a pipette for 10).

The schoolboy found a million dollars and handed it over to the police. The weeping mother claimed that she was proud of her son.

The man is lonely, and there is no other; he has neither son nor brother; and all his labors have no end, and his eyes are not saturated with wealth

If the husband says, “I know for sure that this road is the shortest,” then the wife already knows for sure that it is necessary to prepare for an extremely long journey.

Krolme + and - a question mark is very necessary here. Some statuses: don't sew a sleeve to "what" ...

Just think, ink flowed! In general, Superman wore shorts on leggings, and nothing, everyone loved him anyway.

I also help my wife with housework - when she vacuums, I lift my legs.

- Honey, wash the dishes ... - And the magic word? - Fast

Never, never ask questions that you are not ready to get answers to.

Young man, you promised to bring my daughter home at ten: it is three in the morning and the daughter is not mine.

The inscription in the store “Count your money without leaving the checkout, you missed it, consider that it’s gone”.

What difference does it make what I like, we still take what you like.

I went to the store, forgot to turn off the ICQ. Careful, my husband might be sitting here right now. Kotka, do not write yet!

The father had three sons: Two smart ones, the third went to the army.

Scientists have found that loshars read statuses without taking their hands off the mouse ... P.S. Just don't take your hand off the mouse now)))

Son, have you smoked? -No, stood where they smoked. -Mda, I see you also sat where they drank, and lay where they had sex ...

If a man is ready for anything for the sake of a woman, then this woman is his wife. If a woman is ready for anything for a man, then this man is her son.

Sometimes my husband shakes me - all the same I am an amazing woman !!!

How's it going at school, son? -I don't talk to the dad of the poor student!

Husband went to football - I swallow validol

dad is eating candy, a little son is spinning nearby. wife: - what, dad does not give candy? husband (melancholy): - mom does not give! And dad doesn't share.

Forgive me mom, married son.

They were so poor that the father gave his son a sleeping pill instead of supper ...

Always hope for the best! Even if the mother-in-law is already in the hallway.

today at the work of the PPC ... such stress ... sometimes the kerchief converges, then no ..

"Where have you been?" The husband replies: "At the bar with friends, spent the night with a friend" The wife calls 10 best friends: he spent the night with 6 people, he is still sleeping with 4 people ...

Cool statuses about son

To the question "What is love?" my son answered: - Love is mom.

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I erected a monument to myself ... - bungled my son!

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What a good son - even though he is a husband's child.

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If a man is ready for anything for a woman, then this woman is his wife. If a woman is ready for anything for a man, then this man is her son.

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Today I realized that my son has turned from a boy into a man - in the morning for the first time he asked me a purely masculine question: "Where are my socks?"

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The son is a perpetual motion machine, and also a jumper, a jumper, a tight hugger and a tender kisser!

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The only one I will run after will shout to me "Catch up, mom!"

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My best man, no doubt., The one who says: "Mom, hello!"

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20 years ago: "My son is clever - you can't tear yourself away from the computer from morning to night."
Now: "My son is a complete goon - from morning to night you can't tear yourself away from the computer."

I'm not a model at all, but I won't sweat it over. My son told me with tenderness that his mummy is BEAUTIFUL!

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You understand that your children have grown up when your daughter starts to smear her lips with lipstick, and your son starts to wipe lipstick from his lips.

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My son is a waiter. I can be calm about a glass of water before I die. The main thing is to keep a tip at hand.

If a woman feeds a man, drinks, dresses, waits for him and forgives him everything - he is her son, otherwise it does not happen.

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The face is tender, each dash, snub-nosed nose sniffs! Money, career ... all this is unimportant ... Important - sleeping next to each other!

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Based on the results of night vigils with a little son: "Night dozhor"

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He explained to his son where children come from. A million storks fly out, and only one reaches the cabbage ...

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The sooner you start treating your son like a man, the sooner he will become.

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I have an Angel and his name is Sonny ...
The Sonny has a guard and his guard - Mom!

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When I have a son, there will be someone better than me ...

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A mother has made a man out of a son for twenty years, and his girlfriend can make an idiot out of him in twenty minutes.

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I want a daughter. She will be the most beautiful in the world! I will dress her like a princess. But first, I will have a son. To guard my princess.

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Until the age of five, treat your son like a king, from five to fifteen - like a servant, after fifteen - like a friend.
Ancient indian saying

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I enjoy my son's childhood ...

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And on the sea, white sand, made someone yellow, son.

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Knowledge is transmitted from father to son using belt transmission.

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The prodigal sons return with the prodigal wives.

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I have the best man in the world!
Every day says how much he loves me
Kisses at every meeting, hugs tight!
One drawback: going to the kindergarten is slow!

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Sonny draws a solar circle, the sky around ... A woman's breast, a fire, a barbecue ... And this was his daddy helping!

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Announcement. A translator from Russian to Elvish is urgently needed. LOSING A SON!

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It seems only yesterday she was swinging him in her arms ... And today he is already a year old and he runs away from me when he does not want to dress!

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One day there comes a moment when, walking next to your son, you want to take his hand out of habit and suddenly you realize that you have to take ... by the arm.

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We run home with our son, and there are many dogs ahead. The son asked: "Mom, are you scared?" I say: “No! I'm with a man. " The son is important: "And the man is not afraid - he is with his mother."

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I really believe and hope that at the hour when the time comes,
I will tell a grown man: "I am so proud of you, son!"

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Yesterday my son showed me another masterpiece on the wallpaper. When asked where the red paint came from, he said it was ketchup. Today there is a brown drawing on the wall - I'm afraid to ask.

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It is easier for a father to forgive a prodigal son than for a son to forgive a prodigal father.

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A real woman should give birth to a son, raise a husband and build a mother-in-law!

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The most expensive scent is not Dior or Chanel ... the most expensive scent is the scent of your child

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The embodiment of greed: this is when my son and I share after washing - where are whose socks ...

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Happy dad and son are walking - the son is like dad like two drops.

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I will call my son Vkontakty, and my daughter Aska

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My son is my joy! My strength, my weakness! Nice bright light, I love you son!

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Perhaps I'll go on a visit ...
I will visit my son my friend

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By the time you realize that your parents were right, you will already have a son who will think that you are wrong.

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Sons leave the parental home one by one, and usually come back pair after pair

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Today I went to the parents' meeting, I liked the parting words of my son: "Mom, the main thing is not to trust anyone there!"

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The mother brought up her son in the belief in goodness and justice, that is, already in childhood he received mental trauma incompatible with life.

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Mother to son:
... And mind you, son, I never said a single bad word about any of your rubbish!

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For me, gold is not what glitters, but what crawls, laughs and turns everything upside down ...

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The son of a Trudovik and a music teacher graduated from school with two A's.

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It's easier for a man, of course. He is known to have to do three things: plant a tree, build a house, and raise a son. And it doesn't matter to him at all who then brings up his son all his life, waters the tree and cleans this house ...

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If you want the love of a prince, become a queen and give birth to a son.

*** Funny poems for adults

• The surest way to prove to a man that he is the best is to give birth to his copy, a son.
• The best that a father can do for his children is to love their mother. (Theodore Hesberg)

• The girl will be truly happy when she has two happiness: one will say - "Beloved", and the second - "Mom".
• There are no more desirable phrases in life: True friend, Beloved husband, Smart son, Healthy mother ...
• Yes Yes. He is the only one, and the very best. The best you will have a husband, dear. And the only one is the son.
• The only man whose love a husband will forgive his wife is their son.
• The mother-in-law is the mother of the perfect son who is terribly unlucky with his wife!

• The feeling of love for my husband comes to my throat - I am subdued by him for life!
• I am in captivity! My hubby)) and I don't need more happiness!
• One fateful meeting decided everything - and I married him without hesitation!
• My eyes are filled with colors, and my life is filled with pleasure. Thanks to my husband for that!
• My husband is the best of men and I already want to celebrate the centenary with him!)

I love to meet my beloved husband in the evenings from work: tired, but so cute!)

• My husband is the only hero of the novel, where all the chapters are devoted only to him!
• My beloved husband is my dream in reality!
• In business, everything is going well and life is beautiful when I look into my husband's eyes in love!
• I love hot nights with my husband, which belongs only to the two of us!

Statuses about love for a husband, with meaning

• My heart will never be broken, because I have the most devoted HUSBAND!
• There are sad moments in marriage, but there are many times more pleasant emotions and this is happiness!
• I was still able to find you among thousands of views around and pulled out a happy family ticket!
• Our halves of the heart have come together in one puzzle called family!
• Even all the most beautiful flowers on earth cannot replace my priceless spouse!
• The love confessions of my husband are more and more sensual every year!
• You can replace everything and everyone, but not my husband - I love and am proud!
• Our long-term joint path, although it was thorny, but we are a happy family!
• My marriage is just a wonderful fairy tale in which the main magician is my husband!
• Our marriage hides not only mutual love, but also eternity!
• Me and my husband are like a petal and a drop of dew, and this is complete harmony!
• You are my solar amulet for so many years and every year our family ties are stronger!

The husband is the person who knows for sure who is the owner of my heart)

• You fill my body and mind with full-fledged happiness, and this is a 100% successful marriage!)
• Such a simple word "husband" contains all the most beautiful things for me!
• The ring on my right hand is a hundred times more expensive than its real price - by fate I got the best husband!

Statuses about love for husband and children

• A marriage in which there is a child, albeit hectic, but strong!
• A family in which love reigns is much cooler than a Rembrandt painting!
• A full-fledged family is one in which there are two adults and two little people, like mine!
• I gladly meet every morning in the arms of my husband and with great pleasure the evening when we have dinner with the whole family!
• I created a strong and happy family, which is almost like writing a book of philosophy.

I got married and doubled my happiness, and when the baby was born, I already tripled it!

• A loving husband will always yield to his wife, and the child will see the right example.
• A smart wife will always take into account the opinion of her husband and listen to the wishes of the child, just like me!)
• Having a husband and a child reveals the essence of a woman to the maximum.
• You should never sabotage your husband and your own child - this is the secret of a happy family.
• Happy children are born from truly loving parents.
• Husband and children are a source of boundless happiness for wife and mother.

So what does it mean to have a family?

1. My husband is not perfect at all, we have a lot of fights. But I will not allow anyone to throw mud at him in front of me!
2. I will not say that family life is sugar. But I can't imagine how I would live without each of my harm.
3. I love my family for loud vacations, noisy evenings and constant bustle.
4. They say two children are difficult. No, not true: it is very difficult.
5. Women, value good husbands: they are not easy to find.
6. Having a child is not the most difficult thing, it is much more difficult to raise a worthy person.
7. Yes, at times it is very difficult for me, but I have no idea what it is like to return to an empty apartment.
8. The most important thing in a dispute with your husband is to describe plausibly where the money went.
9. Watch out for the words that you say in passing: they can hurt the child for life.

Family as a gift

Real women always strive for a family, even if they are afraid of divorce and lack of money. It is for them that the statuses about the husband and the child have been created.

1. This is how it happens: the princes you dream of in your youth become alcoholics. And those who chose the gray quiet ones ended up in the chocolate itself.
2. Only over the years can you understand the phrase "give birth to a child for yourself."
3. As sad as it sounds, true love is not based on passion.
4. A child is not only endless worries. This is clear evidence that you are not living in vain.
5. A good husband is a luxury, and almost anyone can afford a child.
6. Over the years, children grow old, and the husband is a person who, ideally, should stay with you until the end of your days.
7. What a happiness it is - every day to wake up at the same time with two beloved men - husband and son.
8. Imagine someone someday hears that their parents met on Vkontakte.
9. I am one of those who more painfully perceives the grievances of relatives than those around them. This is both good and bad at the same time.
10. It is possible to live without love, but only in two cases. Either it will not last long, or you have absolutely no heart.

The key to a happy family

In the life of a happy family, there is simply no place for tension and resentment. Humor is the key to the best statuses about men and children.

1. My husband loves to sleep and play so much that I will soon take him to the garden with my son.
2. A stupid woman asks for money for shoes, and a smart one simply does not say how much they actually cost.
3. The husband is the mirror of the wife and vice versa. Remember this when one of them complains.
4. Irina was so mysterious that she taught the child the multiplication table with hints.
5. If a man and a woman love each other, they should not compete. They must get married.
6. A good spouse cooks, washes, cleans. A good spouse hires a housekeeper for her. Some kind of vicious circle.
7. In the life of a modern woman, it often happens that she gives birth to one child, and for some reason brings up two. One is small, and the second is sometimes even older than herself.
8. After treason, you need to behave with dignity: the main thing is not to leave evidence.

Family is a constant job

Comfort and happiness in the family must be sought. Happy are those people who do this unconsciously. Consider quotes from great statuses about children and beloved husband.

1. Don't let a habit ruin your life. Honore de Balzac
2. When planning a family, remember that love will definitely pass. Grigory Belinsky
3. All the best qualities that you and your spouse have, it is desirable to instill in the child. Honore de Balzac
4. A friendship based marriage produces, so to speak, improved children. Alexander Herzen
5. The less you talk about the details of your family life, the stronger it is. Grigory Belinsky
6. The mistake of young wives marrying old husbands is that they are sure. They are confident that the spouse does not understand their true intentions. Carlo Goldini
7. A child must observe equality in family life, otherwise he is unlikely to become a healthy member of society. Alexander Herzen
8. A child will respect his parents only when they respect their own. Victor Hugo

Family life is far from a fairy tale

Probably everyone has heard the phrase that starting a family and having a child is not so difficult. The rest is much harder to do. Beautiful statuses about a husband and children are just for those who adhere to this principle.

1. The child is always the sweetest. It's good if it's the same with my husband.
2. My daughter and husband say that in anger I am not as defenseless as I seem at first glance.
3. Fading beauty cannot be avoided, but you can take care of the absence of loneliness.
4. You should not sacrifice anything for the sake of the child: it is important for him that you are happy. Andrian Decursel
5. There are drawbacks to marriage and loneliness. But where there are fewer of them - for each person to decide.
6. Children are the flowers of life. But before, I didn't notice that the plants are so noisy.
7. You need to quarrel quickly and to the point. There is nothing to delay, take offense and always keep silent about something.
8. Watching how your children are friends is divine. Well, it's almost unrealistic.

Good luck to everyone in your personal life!