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Sometimes it seems to me that the perfect holiday of March 8 is described only in women's magazines. Doubt causes the stories of some ladies about the "ideal" husband and about the "ideal celebration." There is a suspicion that this is such a personal PR, thanks to which you can grow in the eyes of the girlfriends. Because for many years of our practice, I did not meet women who would receive exactly what they wanted. Moreover, in fact, women themselves do not know what they want. And therefore, no living man can satisfy their whims, requirements and comply with their expectations. But why is it going on?

Stand there, go here

Each of us is waiting for an ideal man who can combine all the qualities in which we need. But the desire of a woman is very contradictory. We want and expensive gifts, and money that a man should bring to the family, while we demand that he devoted to us all his time. We want to be weak with a strong man, but still he must obey us and obey. We strive for reliability and tired of predictability, we wish the admiration and at the same time insist that the husband occupies a "position from above", because otherwise we are not interested. This list can be continued infinitely. And a man who is next to us begins to break his head: how to behave? After all, it is really almost impossible to understand what a woman wants.

Historical process

The origins of our requirements are in centuries. In ancient times, it was quite pragmatic to marriage. Having a daughter marriedThe father of the girl shifted on the future spouse responsibility for its safety and material well-being. And women from generation to generation expected from their husbands only this, no one's feelings did not go. Emotional could be a relationship with a fan that cared for a married woman wrote her poems or sang serenades under the window. And women learned the principle: the husband is the one who provides material benefits and social status. No wonder our classic wrote that the word "man" consists of a "husband" and "rank".

If you look even further, deep into the millennium, we will see a similar picture: every day the man was chosen into a dangerous, hostile world, hunting, risked his life, brought food to women and children and defended them from enemies. The role of a woman was predetermined by nature: to enter and raise children. And this order of things remained hundreds of thousands of years. Everyone appreciated the work of another: the man was not considered inattentive, if he did not speak with a woman, he did not have the need to "analyze the relationship", and the woman did not blame him that he turned her to the servant and could have reached garbage or feed the child himself .

"Cute, if you love me, then you should!"

For what fought

But over the past hundred years, when survival questions went to the background, the relationship between a man and a woman began to rely on the principle of mutual pleasure, for love. And emotional relations do not imply agreements on the distribution of roles. How to be? After all, women at the genetic level recorded: the husband is a solution to all problems. Accordingly, we, women, began to bind the functions of a husband for love. "Cute, if you love me, then you should!" When a woman gained the right to independence and achieved a certain social status, the marriage institute was completely in a difficult situation. For the first time in the history of mankind, most men and women know exactly what their role is married. Very often we live according to the principle of "I am a woman, so you owe me, plus I am also successful in business and I can provide myself, and therefore I have to even more." And even if we do not say this out loud, we feel this way.

Diagnosis - Android

In the XXI century, women began to judge the well-being of their personal life on male success criteria: to win, get as much material goods as possible, put everything under their control. And it destroys them and leaves dissatisfied. After all, for the millennium, the evolution made them with women, and therefore they will never receive pleasure from the realizations of the ambitious male type. That is, the moments of the external power, of course, will, and the true female happiness - no. Exit from this neurotic situation for a woman is - it is worth switching to the search for happiness from the outside world into the world of internal. Our contemporaries are accustomed to strive for male purposes, competing with strong floors at work and at home. Do I need it? The male ego, encroaching on opposition, crashes everything in its path! And in the world of relationship, he is ready to play on our rules. Men often tell friends: "What will I do, she is dissatisfied with everything." This is enough to break the relationship and go to another woman who will demonstrate to him that he is happy with him. If a woman appreciates his efforts, it serves as a confirmation of success. If she is happy, he is satisfied. Therefore, the best thing we can do for your partner is to love yourself.

Do what should

Success in family life is 100% depends on a woman. If she takes a complete guide to relationships, no one (including her husband) can not interfere with it! The main thing is to want it. After all, for a courageous woman, work on the construction of relationships may be unpleasant, she believes that he deserves much more just like that. It is thinking that a man must "pay" her energy for one presence in his life. Feminine woman enjoys when he spends energy to build relationships with a loved one. No need to wait for the gift of gifts, manifestations and, without getting them, get upset. Just let him take care of you, delicately suggesting how it is done.

It's all about him Men differ from women, this is an axiom. To understand each other, we just need to know which emotions and what kind of men are experiencing:

• they are irritating, if something goes wrong, as they planned when they are taught to live when they prevent them;
• they feel angry if someone invades their territory, especially if this someone is a woman;
• they experience rage if someone turns out to be better, especially if it is a woman;
• they are interested if it is possible to earn or achieve social success;
• they experience tenderness when a child or beloved woman allows them to take care;
• they rejoice when they have the opportunity to bring a trophy to the legs of the beloved woman or when they all succeed;
• they are enjoyed when they admire and recognize their dignity, and offended when they do not notice and do not recognize their achievements;
• they feel the fear when the danger of losing something significant appears.

Instructions for use

Want to maintain good relationship with your husband - then you can figure out them less often. It is necessary to act like in fairy tales: to feed, drink, go to bed, but only then, preferably, in the morning, and ask. Never put yourself in a strong position for everything responsible - this is death for the family. A woman is attractive for a man as a life companion, for which he is in response, which needs to be protected, holly and cherish. Superiority over a woman is a congenital need for a man, so any full-fledged man wants to lead a confident, interesting, wise woman, wants her to help him in affairs, supported him in his endeavors.

For a man, it is very important how the tone you contact him: if "do something and then", and besides, "quickly", then this can cause protest, but can you help me? " - Clauses the right reaction, and the husband will throw out all the cases by performing your request.

Do not force, but just let him take care of you

A man is always delighted with a truly feminine woman, as it takes the nature of men. Such a woman is not afraid to trust his feelings, his family, his rear, she knows what to strive for and what to do is that the relationships are durable. It is not necessary to improve a man, but relationships. And confuse these concepts - the biggest mistake. You yourself chose your husband, it means that once he corresponded to all your requirements. And now it's about you!

Let's start with the simplest. Each woman is about imperative, which means that the most "everything is fine" means: this means that the four riders of the apocalypse taught their horses to dance a chchelet on the ribs of your cute. With this everything is clear, it is unclear: what to do about it? The correct answer is nothing. Because in fact he meant it:

Leave me, old woman, I'm sad

"You are a super professional, babe, these cretins do not appreciate you"

It is important to understand that the body of the "man" system is an extremely nervous thing and very, very heavy. The only force capable of moving this mahuer from the spaced place is a healthy competition: the desire to bypass, and then the opponent's hurt is stronger than laziness. That is why men usually do not notice our professional achievements in the emphasis: other people's successes will always be the spirit of rivalry, and it is to sleep with a competitor, you know, disgusting their nature. That's why you excluded you from the list of competitors with the simplest way: he is absolutely not interested in how successful you are. So in fact he meant it:

I spent crap on fishing rods and an inflatable boat, so we will live on yours

"Maybe in Ikea will go?"

You probably feel that in this phrase there is some kind of catch, and we are in a hurry to inform you that you are not mistaken. "Ikea" is such a special useful place, where any sinful man can fully realize what it is waiting for him in the underworld. General rehearsal of cooking in the hellish boiler, only for boys. No one man turns there voluntarily, it is understandable. So what is the secret? In fact, he meant it:

Better in hell than a visit to your avenous mother

"Of course, you do not interfere with us, dear!"

Neither a little bit bother! Come, sit down, pour yourself a beer, get it out here - treat it. Dimon just began to tell that yesterday I visited the exhibition "Landscapes of the middle strip of Russia in the embroidery technique with beads." True, Dimon? Well, you understood, yes? In fact, he meant it:

Demo! Demons! Skin! Sgin, Sgin! Draw!

"You're tired, let me lead"

You, of course, know that men are direct like rail. This means that if something fell into a male head and rooted there, it will not be so easy to throw it. This we can return to this point in any way to us by way, and a man will begin to displeasure to puff and push their locomotive in the opposite direction. So, a disgusting stereotype "Woman behind the wheel is a problem" I got into his tender brains for quite some time, and it's easy to get rid of him. So in fact he meant it:

I want to live

"I'll call you"

We do not want to upset you, but in fact he meant it:

Damn, how can I drink so much yesterday?

"No, you are not fat at all, and you really go to the dress"

Said - and expressively did the blades led, right? We are ready to argue anything - you spent now with his back. Because he is probably busy very important: kills monsters or undermines an enemy tank. And no, we do not know why they are always busy exactly when we try on new dresses. But know that he meant that:

Pew Pew! Tru Ta-Ta! And - Hha, get! Did you say something expensive?

"I love you!"

And last. Of course, your man can confess you in love completely sincere. But if he did it, you would definitely not read this article. Because absolutely sincere recognition in love you can hear the year of the EDA on the third living together. Before that, a man in love will wash and relent, but, justice, we note that it's not clear that he will still express his love, and more than once. Affairs. Not words. And if he confesses to love in the first month of relationship - it smells like kerosene. Especially in the event that this happens at the end of the romantic evening, which will go into a rapid night. Because in fact he means it.

It is said that during the day the average woman pronounces about 7,000 words. As for the average man, he is already enough and 3,000. Where is such a big difference? Wine all over communication between floors. And the source of problems is not only extra 4,000 words, but also the difference in the interpretation of certain phrases. Most popular phraseswhich for women mean not what for men.

"I'll call"

Translation of this phrase from male to female tank: "I'll call you, maybe if I can't find someone more interesting. You just do not call yourself, good? ".

"I will call on Tuesday night, at 18:00"

This phrase is interpreted unequivocally as a promise: "Whatever happens, I will definitely call on Tuesday".

"I will not ask the road!"

Saying this, men most often mean: "You don't trust me, you think, I don't contact such a nonsense".

"I'm not enough you"

In fact, the bitter truth hides this phrase, namely: "I don't need you, when, finally, it comes to you? I do not like hysterics and scandals, and if I throw you, it will be. Better to leave me myself - you yourself will be so better. ".

"I am not ready for a serious relationship"

"You are definitely not suitable for your dreams of my dreams. But I just need to sleep with someone until I look for her. From you I just need friendly sex, just don't say then that I did not warn you ".

"Well, you're dear. You did not recover anything "

Transfer: "Of course you recovered, and this is noticeable. But I will not tell the truth, but I'll stay again without sex ... ".

"Former? Yes, we are just friends "

What does a man say really (or rather thinks)? But what: "She is my spare option on the event that you do not fit with you."

"Let's stay friends"

"Oh, Lord, Love gone, tied tomatoes ... How did you get me, but you need to say anything."

There are many words and phrases. And, by the way, there are phrases in men without a hidden subtext, which do not need to translate. For example, the phrase "I want to eat" means "I want to eat", like this.

But depending on the situation, the sense load of the expressed phrases may have several options.

1. When she screams in rage:
Go from my house, bastard! (You honestly store suitcases at the same time) - It means:
A. Let's see if you can survive without me! And if you can, you will see who will turn with your dirty shirts and eternal beer!
B. Wrap, hug me and tell me that you love me more than life!
Q. If you wish you to earn more, you can stay.

2. When she says:
My dad in this case .. - She, in fact, means:
A. You will never pamper me as my dad. Yes, and you do not have enough money.
B. Do not leave me! I hate divorces!
Q. When will you finally take the old dadget tools from the garage?

3. When she says:
I have a gold mother-in-law - this means:
A. Why are men such infantile?
B. or she, or me!
Q. I, of course, the broth is not a pity, but when will this aunt stop embodiment our family with his eternal additives?

4. What really does it mean when asks:
If I die, do you marry again?
A. If a man will not be faithful to me after death, then during his lifetime he will change me.
B. What should my children inherit?
Q. Come to me, hug me and tell me: Without you, I can not live a single day!

5. When she says: I'm cold! - it means:
A. I hate this climate.
B. Hug me!
B. You're time to buy me a new fur coat!

6. When she offers to arrange a romantic walk in the forests - she is actually going to:
A. Discuss something serious with you.
B. Add to your relationship a little romance, which she is so lacking.
Q. To kill you and inherit an apartment.

7. When she says:
I love you - it actually had to sound like:
A. Why are you talking to me so rarely?
B. I do not understand why you do not demonstrate the extreme degree of admiration when such a woman, like me, tells you.
B. At this point it seems to me that I love you. But keep in mind that my mood is changeable.

8. Tell me, this dress is full of me?
actually means:
A. Terribly! Over the past 12 days I added 750 grams! But you still love only me, right?
B. All men love full women, but a few daft to admit it.
V. Shopeful unfortunate, no to buy me a new dress!

9. When she says:
If you really loved me, you would understand! - it means:
A. Everything should go to my scenario!
B. Why don't you understand the signals that I feed?
Q. If you don't do what I want, I will find another.

10. When she asks:
Do you really love me? - She wants to say that:
A. Why do you pronounce I love you so rarely?
B. Why does it smell about other people's spirits?
Q. You will finally give me a car or not?

A small dictionary that will help to figure out in women's logic, or rather in its absence. It is worth considering everything with humor. Or not. Or yes.

"I am fat?".
Is it a question ugly she or not? Certainly need to quickly, without hesitation and confidently deny.

"We need to seriously talk"
Now there will be disassembly and you Khan!

"Do not worry about it"
You definitely should worry about it.

"You will decide"
If you think you have freedom of choice, then you are mistaken. It would be better for you to choose what she wants.

"Nothing"
This is definitely something and you need to figure it out as quickly as possible.

"It would be nice"
It must be done

"Everything is fine"
Means all bad, and the girl thinks about how to punish you.

"Okay"
The girl ended the arguments, and you lost.

"Sigh"
I can not believe that you should stand and endure your stupidity.

"In 5 minutes"
It all depends on the situation, but about it is 10-40 minutes.

"We can go anywhere"
I hope we will go to my favorite place.

"What are you doing?"
You do everything wrong

"Not"
This means "no"

"May be"
This means again "no"

"Yes"
This means "yes", but maybe "no".

The translation from the female language on male will help you in your personal life, but if the girl makes you a brain too much, find yourself easier, more fun and sucking.