Fucking girl in words. What to write to the girl so that she was nice: in SMS, in whatsapp or vk? Examples of pleasant for interlocutor phrases

According to statistics, most girls in the list of qualities that their chosen must have a good sense of humor leads. If you want to make your girlfriend, sending it a funny SMS, then this section will help you in this!

Here you will find comic, funny and cool sms beloved girlwritten in verse and prose.

"Save me !!!"
Pulse - 200, pressure 190/90, mental state - depression, coordination is absent, the diagnosis depends on the subteb, treatment - your love. Save me !!!

"1000 kisses!"
If in 25 seconds you will not answer me to SMS, from which it took 15 seconds, and if SMS does not reach 10 seconds, from which 8 seconds passed, you will be 1000 kisses!

"In connection with violation of 63 articles ..."
In connection with the violation of 63 articles of the Love Code, condemning you on a life imprisonment in my heart. The verdict is not subject to appeal.

"Will all super!"
Will all super! Will be all cool! You're better than everyone, and it's great!

"Attention! This is a terrible virus! "
Attention! This is a terrible virus! He snuck into my phone book, chose the most beautiful, smart, affectionate, sexy and charming dkvushka there, and sent it SMS!

"Be beautiful like Malvina"
Be beautiful like Malvina, cheerful, like Pinocchio, and like Cinderella - Good, as the princess is good.

"Again the cold ..."
Again the cold, and again it is boring to me, and you, as before, in the distance, I hope, remember me, as I remember the sky about the Earth! ..

"EUROPE SLEEP ..."
Europe is sleeping, Australia falls asleep. In America, the dwellings, and the most beautiful eyes in this world read my SMS!

"You live in my heart.."
You live in my heart.
You live in my soul.
You live in my thoughts.
You live in my head ...
For rent when you pay!?

"One hundred thousand bugs"
One hundred thousand chips will not compare with you in softness and fluffyness.

"I do not know myself without you"
I do not know myself without you,
Without you anyway without yourself
I do not think myself without you
So keep yourself for me!

"Virtual Kiss"
- This is a virtual kiss. Put to the heart. Repeat 7 times.

"I wanted..."
I would like to send you all my love, but the postman said that she was too big.

"Whole tips of your wings"
My cute angel, looking at the night sky, I mentally talk about my feelings for you.
I so want to be heard by your heart ...
Whole tips of your wings.

"Jealousy is stupid, this is a fact!"
Jealousy is stupid, this is a fact!
And love is another ...
Who does not love, that fool!
And who loves - twice!

"Be beautiful ..."
Be beautiful, be smart, that's all my words!

"You are girls"
You are a girl like bullets with a displaced center of gravity: you get into the heart, beat on your pocket, and leave sideways ...

"... Manyuny, throw a handle"
You, mainuna, throw a handle,
Fully healthy!
Learn the borschy cook,
And dumplings with pilaf.

From such a feeding I
Immediately satisfy
And I will buy you brandy,
Well, and grocery!

"Hello, baby!"
Hi, baby, how are you?
I remember you.
Sleep left, peace disappeared.
Answer this SMS.

"Autumn has come"
Autumn has come
Fall sheets.
I do not need anybody,
Besides you.

"I'm not going to the mind raisin"
I am raisin not going to mind,
Sandwich does not climb into the mouth,
Fastille is not good
Without you, my soul!

"Be the debt is a married ready"
You, love, health,
Do not hurt so that, do not hurt
Be a duty of married ready
Always without sound.

"As a gentle marmalade sweet"
As a gentle marmalade of sweets, like a ray of light of a born. All this about you, on SMS you answer me!

"There is only a moment..."
There is only a mig between the past and future ...
It is he called - you! :)))

"I love to look so much in your eyes ..."
I love to look so much in your eyes.
Their look is so gentle, so dangerous.
Then he is joyful, then embarrassed sometimes,
Then suddenly harsh, but as beautiful!

"Hi, I am SMS!"
Hi, I am SMS! Oh, who looks at me with such beautiful eyes, I even got my head.

"I got a call from Paradise ..."
I was called from Paradise and said that the most beautiful angel ran away from them, but I did not give you ...

"Sky and the earth argued ..."
Once the sky and the earth argued, which of them are beautiful. The sky to prove his beauty, showed the stars, and the Earth to prove their beauty, showed you.

"How many drops in the blue sea"
How many drops in the blue sea, how much dust on earth are so much gentle kisses I send you to you.

"I miss you, love!"
I want to gently-gently kiss you so that your heart is not frozen even in the strongest frosts! I miss you, love!

"I love you me the most in the world!"
My love for you, like a dinosaur, big,
She, like space, without end and edge!
I can't keep her secret,
I love you, I'm most of all in the world!

"Put the face of the sun ..."
Put the face of the sun, and it kisses you.
Gently gently.
Like me.

"The moon is lonely ..."
The moon is lonely looking out the window, I can dark without you in this world. You are clear in my life, I came SMS and I will warm it!

"You are just a glorious creature"
You're just a glorious creature, you're just very, very nice and be so - one desire: so that life has not changed you.

"If you see me ..."
If you see me, do not look. If you look, do not kiss. If you kiss, do not make love with me. If you do with me with love, do not stop.

"You are not a blue-eyed blonde"
You are not blue-eyed blonde,
And not a girl with a magazine cover,
You will not see you at parties,
Millions you did not fall in love.

But I managed to fall in love with you,
And for me you and actress and singer!
Your eyes, face and perfect figure,
All this very much I love, in kind!

"Wanted a couple of the most beautiful eyes"
A couple of the most beautiful eyes in the world are wanted, who illegally crossed the border of love and friendship and stole my heart! I look at these eyes and find out you!

"Your cat."
My beloved Musca dedicate poems (read with the expression)!
Meow meow. Meow. Meow. Meow meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Your cat.

"Let us live cool"
Let us live cool, so that the life does not want to change! Love is a reason for the temptation, let's seduce each other !!!

"Danger!"
Danger! A bomb is laid in your phone, she shoes, if you call me for 15 seconds and you can't tell me where and when we meet.

"The hand is trembling, I am writing a letter"
Hand tremble, I am writing a letter,
Love please deliver to you
I sms-ku send: I love, love,
And I don't know more letters.

"I'll stay today"
I'll stay today
Important program
I promise - I will not get drunk
Chesno Word, Mom!

Current if on a little bit
Type, as from stress,
Identify the thoughts of the way
Pure for progress!

"If you like a flower ..."
If you love the flower - the only thing anymore is no one of many millions of stars, this is pretty ...
Watching the sky and feel happy.
And you say yourself: "Somewhere there is my flower ..."

"Out out, eh? :) "
I look to the left - I see you.
Watching right - I see you.
I look at the sky - I see you.
I look at the ground - I see you.
Come out, huh? :)

"He fired in the head, and the heart nearing"
Sniper missed, the client is alive.
Surgeon misses, client - corpse.
And now I am the island in the ocean, spread from life to the cemetery, because you shot the head, and the heart hung.

"Stars are conquered by a bold ..."
Stars are conquered by bold, strong, noble. Well, what do you think about com !?

"On the guests for a long time ..."
To visit for a long time, as always,
Now gathered
As you got - that's the trouble,
Bulk stopped!

"I love you so much..."
I love you so much that I am ready for you to get the moon from the sky, to fill you with hundreds of scarlet roses, steal everything you wish.

"... Your tanker is not a tenant"
The ears are sharp quite,
Eye in the sight of "flies",
And your tanker is not a tenant,
Will become a verse!

If you trust statistics, then in the long list of requirements that make girls when choosing a guy of your dream, a good sense of humor takes one of the first places. Determined and self-confident humorists enjoy great success at the opposite sex. At any time, cheerful and real guys who can quickly make decisions, respond to their actions and make a favorite girl smile will not stay aside.

It is often very difficult to confess to love, but if the guy has a good sense of humor, he will be able to combine beautiful poems with jokes, jokes and thus open their feelings and discharge the situation.

On the Internet you can find a huge number of sites where the funny poems gather about love, for every taste, you just need to choose the right one. Such a pleasant surprise will raise the mood of his beloved if the soul "cat scrape" and please her without a doubt. After all, problems and misunderstanding between two loving people happen, but if you just sit and wait, when everything goes by itself, you can spend a lot of time and nerves. Humor saves in any situation and should take advantage of them when solving the life difficulties that have emerged!

On special sites you can choose cool poems about the love girl, right there to find a funny SMS or suitable comic poems in prose. Most of these sites support such a service as sending the verse you like immediately to a mobile phone, and in a special laying will make sure that the subject of adoration received a cherished message.

In addition to the poetic message, you can attach cheerful music or a funny picture. Having received such a love letter with gentle words, any girl is pleasantly surprised.

Humor is a strong weapon against which it is hard to resist. Gentle and sincere poems with a peppercorn are able to conquer the most impregnable queen, in its heart the grain of tenderness and the desire to continue chatting on.

No girl agrees to spend his free time with sullen silent, even if it is confident in the sincerity of his feelings and desires. The girls appreciate bright emotions, positive words and show sympathy for assertive and active guys who are not afraid to take the first step.

If the young man is not afraid to express himself, take and send a cool love verse with his beloved, she will not be able to refuse and take it to courtship. Sociable, live guys who are sparkling and a sense of humor, paying a lot of attention to their girlfriend, will be rewarded with a response!

No need to be a poet to surprise your favorite girl. Enough to go online and in the search engine find an interesting site with cool poems. Pay attention to the girl, laugh, please her, send it in the morning or before bedtime a pleasant poetic wish and see how such a minimum step can revive the relationship!

Favorite, desired,
Such a long-awaited
To you is fascinated
I love you without memory.

Breathe you, I live,
It is hard for me to be alone.
I look forward to our meeting,
Snage throughout the apartment candles.

Envelops love wave,
We have enough bitterness in full.
You write this poem,
So that you come to the evening.

We have the sky, in us - love,
We are together, it's so wonderful,
I hug you again,
With you - any holy place.

Favorite, whispering winds,
Let you not offend you
And someone I will not give,
Those hands, which gently hug.

Whole cute nose your
My love, in freckles summer,
Always be with you,
You are for me - my planet.

Milady is my sweet!
I do not think life without you.
I admit to you in love
With burning hearts with heat.
Love grew unexpectedly,
And captured subconscious,
And mind poor, defenseless,
Sold the chain, without habit.
And I understood - I got, probably
Although the guy I am superstitious
And I thought that I would not believe in love ...
But here my door broke ...
You are my beloved!
You are the sun in the Study of January,
Believe, I love you much,
Your charisma is exhausted.
Favorite, I live,
I believe, we believe ...

I got acquainted with you once.
Since then, my whole life is full of one
Princess fabulous, beautiful.
My love, of course, with you!

Sad and funny,
Queen of all my dreams.
I did not think that miracles were still.
I want to give you my love.

In my soul now spring,
Emotions rages with paints.
I will be afraid of you in full,
And the heart festively bumbles.

All feelings for you not to describe!
You inspiration, my happiness.
I want to meet every day,
With you in an embrace overnight.

In such relatives, deep eyes
I'm drowned without a residue.
Well, isn't it not a fairy tale
Where are we together where everything is so smooth?

Let everything goes - time, years -
We have nothing to fear together:
We do not know bad weather,
We do not know the anger we and revenge.

Through cities and temples
I scream you: "I love my native!"
You are the main crown of nature,
My angel, my messenger of Paradise.

I am forever in love with your soul ...
Maybe it is pathetic too
But, passions with their captive,
Only with you I dream of higher.

I know - the benefit is so little from words
Without actions, they confirm them ...
Be reliable ready
I am if you wish.

From emotions trying to leave
And love, and quietly sad -
If you just want to enter
I put you in my heart.

Let naive romance phrases,
But again, I catch my thoughts,
That the whole world is a fairy tale for us,
Because I love you.

The eyes of the goddess, the view of the queen,
I now dream every night.
I want again, at least once
See them right now.
Look, and eye do not take.
You smile and come
Stay the same and with me
I am your unrecognized hero,
Who is waiting for his award -
Eyes that I am pleased.

Writes you a cute boy.
I love you my baby.
I think about you at night
Like a long, little star.

I love, and I miss strongly,
I can not watch i even films
I can not sit in the park I,
When there is no row you.

Everything is not any, very sad to me,
I want to come to you, not in a dream.
Pshalet quietly outside the snow window,
And I am writing with love I was a poem.

I do not forget that sweet moment,
When suddenly realized that I love you,
That one is your touch
All stars of the world I will not exchange.

I do not comprehend the secrets of the universe
Light heaven not to get hand.
You are my sky, and my desire -
The remaining life live with you.

This world is like a holiday,
When you appear in it!
And the sun shines so clearly
And the Jaws become dreams!

You are beautiful in all manifestations,
Without you - the moon does not glitter,
Without you - Some regret
Without you my heart sad!

I do not get tired of sticking to you.
I do not get tired, you in some disputes to give up.
I do not get tired with you every day to meet.
I can't get tired, to fall asleep with you.
I do not get laughing together, do not get tired.
I do not get tired of your beloved call.

I am not from a timid
But everything is hard to talk
I love you without excitement,
No one can love so much.

You for me as the sun in Stuzh,
Rays warm everything around
I know you, too, need
As a real faithful friend.

I love much or a little,
But firmly and from all soul
I want a favorite thing that I knew
I need only you in life.

My love is all beautiful,
After all, loved you with a soul.
I want to become clear to you,
I'm only yours, I'm only yours.

Let every day we will be together
Heaven be fighting in unison.
Love let, as if in the song,
It happens like a wonderful dream!

How do you want to hug you
Love you, caress you,
What about love about my love?
Believe better actions!

You know, feelings
To you alone, day by day.
And if you leave me, -
With my soul will take away!

The world is built on love,
The world love only breathes.
Whole century one live -
Will not notice, will not hear!

We, native, lucky -
We met each other,
Happiness with you reduced
In the fly we were sad.

And in life, I know,
Destined to go to the leg -
Together, my dear,
We will always find the way!

Bunny, Sun, Fish, Pupsik -
It's not for you.
You Mila, smart, beautiful!
Seen you are the gods of the child!
I'm in your eyes per second
I see thousands of lights,
I see the honor, care, affection,
I see the laughter of our children.
I know you alone in the world.
Give me a hand, not Roby!
I'll go to the rivers with you,
Feed the wave of the seas,
For you I will find bouquets
Golden orchids.

Favorite, all words are not enough
To describe my love my.
Let the Balablas of the air spend
I just love you.

I love as morning with the sun clear,
I love as a rain outside the window.
In any way you look beautiful,
In the dress with a throw, before bedtime.

Heart open and give love,
Passion the fire between us is burning
Feelings with these fill,
In happiness, mutual bathe!

Clever, kind, strong, gentle,
Be with me weak and serene,
I will do everything that love shone,
And felt the completeness of life!

Sometimes I myself do not believe
And I live, as if in a fabulous dream.
From love in the clouds I fly,
Thoughts Every day about you!

I can not believe in my happiness
What and you loved me.
I will gently cherish you,
Come on everything on me!

So come on our tender feelings
Do not waste in vain.
I know we will be happy together
After all, our love is very strong!

Thin, gentle fingers
Carefully sorted
And feelings with a flux of hot
I'm covered with my head.

Humor helps us live! Anyone, even the most difficult life situation becomes a little easier if you look at her with humor. No wonder they say that fun people live longer and definitely happier. If something was broken in a relationship with your girlfriend, she was sad and offended at you, joking apologies will help to discharge the situation. If your second half has heavy times, the problems sueplies from all sides, try to raise her mood with funny messages. Perhaps it is this that will help her relax and look at his trouble at a different angle. Please make your girlfriend with funny messages, make a smile, and the darkest times will certainly become lighter.

Expensive! You are irresistible! I look at you and do not reflect!

Favorite, and you drink?

I loved you! Yet? May be.

Expensive! I have two tickets for tomorrow's cleanup of the city. I invite you!

I am ready for all love for making love, even love.

In each woman lives a bitch, and even two in you, and then three things!

I'm not going to pester to you at all ... in the sense of SMS.

Hey! Let's argue with you by $ 100, that I will invite you to spend now, and will you refuse?

Hey! Do you need a son-in-law? In short, marry me.

Pretty! You are very beautiful, and beautiful girls need to breed.

From all the women's charms you, I look, there is only a cool emoticon.

If it were not for these charming wrinkles around the eyes, I would not give you more than thirty!

I fell in love with you at first glance on your navel - he is so charmingly tied!

Expensive! You have so wonderful hair ... just like a wig.

Your eyes like stars - one above, the other below.

Did anyone tell you that you are very beautiful? Probably not! After all, now people are such honest steel.

Expensive! Having such forms, you can do without keeping.

You have such long legs ... especially right.

I write to you and I think ... imagine?

If in 25 seconds you will not answer me to SMS, from which it took 15 seconds, and if SMS does not reach 10 seconds, from which 8 seconds passed, you will be 1000 kisses!

You can only compare your beauty with your friend's mind!

Do not be sad, and then the chest will not grow.

Hey! Do you believe in love at first sight or can I invite you to yourself tomorrow?

Here I am writing to you and I think: still drink, or do I already like you?

You really go this hairstyle! I absolutely can not imagine you bald.

In connection with the violation of 63 articles of the Love Code, condemning you on a life imprisonment in my heart. The verdict is not subject to appeal.

You have such big eyes that you can drown in them ... And on the nose - to hang ...

When we sat yesterday in a cafe, your chest climbed so beautifully! It reminded me of an episode from my childhood, when Pope and Pope pumped up a rubber boat.

What legs you have! One is better than another.

Pulse - 200, pressure 190/90, mental state - depression, coordination is absent, the diagnosis depends on you, treatment is your love. Save me !!!

Oh, you're just an angel. I hope without wings ...

Expensive! I have news for you: March 8 was postponed to February 29th. Once every four years I can still take it out.

Attention! This is a terrible virus! He sneaked into my phone book, chose there the most beautiful, smart, affectionate, sexy and charming girl and sent it to her sms!

Hey! I want to invite you to dinner with breakfast.

Sorry, but our joint campaign in the theater is canceled. A lot of work. Sorry, that one more than one of your day turned out to be a waste of makeup ...

Message at 3 am: "Cute, I'm sorry that I did not call before, was not at hand.

Expensive! I love you very much. Come out of the toilet.

Again the cold, and again it is boring to me, and you, as before, in the distance, I hope, remember me, as I remember the sky about the Earth! ..

Pretty! I'm in the shop. What is better to buy: a set of crystal fuels (6 pcs.) Or plastic cups (many)? Urgently call, is approached.

Expensive! After three hours, open the door and do not ask anything about anything.

Favorite! If you want to ask something, call now on cellular.

I am lying in bed, that is, I stand in a traffic jam. Another two hours. Your husband.

Cute, I want to return to you and children. Open the balcony door, it's cold here!

Expensive! Put on me, then turn over.

How many drops in the blue sea, how much dust on earth are so much gentle kisses I send you to you.

Favorite! All I need is a warm bed, a good word and unlimited power.

I was called from Paradise and said that the most beautiful angel ran away from them, but I did not give you ...

Golden you are my podg.

Danger! A bomb is laid in your phone, she shoes, if you call me for 15 seconds and you can't tell me where and when we meet.

I offer hand and heart in exchange for breasts and hips.

Hi, I am SMS! Oh, who looks at me with such beautiful eyes, I even got my head.

Cute, messages in which you ask for money, I did not get.

Europe is sleeping, Australia falls asleep.
In America, the dwellings, and the most beautiful eyes in this world read my SMS!

Favorite, welcome mine, logical, if I am me.

Your eyes like the ocean, then quiet, then the northern ice.

Once the sky and the earth argued, which of them are beautiful. The sky to prove his beauty, showed the stars, and the Earth to prove their beauty, showed you.

Expensive! Slim, you no longer look full fool.

Some women are created for compliments, and you are only created.

My cute angel, looking at the night sky, I mentally talk about my feelings for you.
I so want to be heard by your heart ...
Whole tips of your wings.

You are still attractive what is terribly watching.

How long I was looking for you, but, thank God, you didn't get it!

I would like to send you all my love, but the postman said that she was too big.

For you, I am ready to go to everything if it costs it inexpensively.

I would know what kind of pool would throw a nemody, - I would not call you now fish.

Expensive! Your past is no less foggy than my future.

As a gentle marmalade of sweets, like a ray of light of a born. All this about you, on SMS you answer me!

I'm not a scoundrel, but will you refuse you?

Let us live cool, so that the life does not want to change! Love is a reason for the temptation, let's seduce each other !!!

What to give you? Fur? In the furs you are at least not so bad.

I will come to you at night, take under the blanket. I will find your sweetest place and I will suck him for a long time.
Your harmful comic!