Funny birthday greetings for a woman. The coolest birthday wishes

I hasten to congratulate you
With this great day
Let more positive
Laughter will be in it.

Accept gifts soon
Listen to congratulations
On the brightest day of the year
On a birthday holiday!

Let you dream boldly
And let it come true
Let there be many ideas
And everything works out.

Think on your birthday
The most cherished
And your desire
Let there be a response.

You let go of desire
To be good in life
And fulfill your dreams
Fresh breeze.

The warmest tender meetings
And love as big as the sea
Save joy in the heart
Don't let sadness and grief in.

Bloom like a spring garden
Bring your smiles to the world
To a bright starfall
Illuminated the fate of the path.

Endless evenings
By the hot fireplace
Warm hands and gentle words.
What else is needed?

And also, good in everything,
The most affectionate hugs
Laughter, happiness full house
And lots of luck!

I congratulate you on your birthday.
Much joy, kindness, pleasure
I wish you this holiday.
May all dreams come true.

May all the stars in the sky be yours,
Let everyone around you love you very much.
Let money pour into your accounts.
And let your eyes always laugh.

Let evil bypass you.
May luck be with you.
Let this day sparkle with fireworks.
Just remember - we love you very much.

On your birthday it sounded
So many kind warm words!
And I sincerely wish
Smiles sea and flowers!

Love mutual and happy,
Health, long life,
Sail like a brave sailboat
Among worldly storms and troubles.

Look ahead with optimism
And avoid empty things
Taking on board only the closest
In storms of trusted friends.

Let it not go out in your soul
Hope is a bright beacon
No matter how difficult it may seem
A lesson given by fate.

Congratulations on your birthday
I wish you happiness, joy.
So that bad weather bypasses
Happiness has come to your house
The hard days have passed
You didn't see them anymore
In life there was no resentment
To pay off a loan.
So that the gifts are in use
And everything in life was ok!

On this holiday, congratulations
I wish you much joy
And success, happiness, laughter,
Let the cassette play for you:

Wishes, sonorous songs,
To have an interesting day!
Kindness, love, warmth -
I wish everything for you!

Good health to you
Sincerely, I will convey
Sunbeams through the window
For smiles in the house a little.

In general, be always loved,
How tender and beautiful now,
And I give you a pot,
So that you drink kvass!

On this bright, good day,
We wish you happiness!
Let smiles, your shadow
Disperses all bad weather!

More joy in the eyes.
Strength, success and health.
Lots of money in wallets
And always with love.

So that all dreams come true
On this sweet day
More laughter, beauty,
And so that life is like sugar!

I wish you long years without troubles
Good health, luck and success.
May fate favor you
And there will be many, many laughter in life.

I want to be a support for the family,
Colleagues to love, respect,
So that every day is bright, without melancholy,
Emotions and feelings charged.

Reckless love, good luck and victories,
More money, happiness and warmth,
Let it come true, everything that I dreamed about for many years
And life will be beautiful and sweet!

I want to soar to the heights
Get to your dreams faster.
Health so as not to fail
And life turned into raspberries.

And despite all the hardships,
Let the memory not erase the years.
Retired to sit dreaming
And write memoirs.

Let the money crunch in your wallet.
And relax on the island.
Fun, joy bag.
And breathe in happiness for the future.

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This day brings excitement to everyone
How I love your smile!
I tell you: "Happy Birthday!",
I give you the mood!

Let the orchestra sound like a light breeze
Let the gifts rustle with foil.
On this day, indulging whims.
The stars will bless you.

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In order not to blunder a little,
With a birthday present
Better take a case of beer
And provide congratulations.

And attach a funny rhyme
With a cool rhyme rhyme!
He is a very necessary talisman,
Give money to your pocket

Surely it will help in love
And introduce you to Miss Universe!
Protects from all diseases
Be it migraine or laryngitis!

Read often, loudly, aloud,
And raise your tone, spirit!

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May the earth not celebrate this day
And the starry rain from heaven does not pour!
Let the circle of friends be small
But for you - today everyone will smile!

I so want this day to be special
I remember it for a long time, forever!
And let today bright in the world
A star will fall into your palms!

Make a cherished wish to her
Trust her with your most cherished dreams!
And accepting this congratulations,
Believe that everyone is happy
ONLY YOU!!!

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Chile, India, China -
Accept congratulations!
Candles go out in Panama -
Rock out with us today!

It's hot in Brazil
Birthday boy - cheers!
There is a Swiss best bank -
Be strong like an armored tank!

We glorify Palestine - we wish you happiness!
Mother Russia is with us -
We wish to live beautifully!

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Birthday is the best day of the year
So that they don't talk!
Don't count the years
Just frozen in the passport!

Can the plan be carried out?
By capturing all the goodies,
receive congratulations,
From serious and fools.

Realize your dreams!
Don't put off tomorrow!
And then you appreciate
Life tastes quite good!

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Every year with great joy
On this day we go to you,
Looking forward to lots of sweets
Forgetting about problems

Finding solace...
Yes, it is not for nothing that he is recognized by everyone:
Happy Birthday!
Always be happy with life!

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I wish you pure happiness
With whom on the way!!!
Like a radiant sun
Shine with a smile!!!
Happy Valentine's Day =)

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A birthday is an occasion to come to a person and say what is in your heart.
So, with a clear conscience, I declare:
I have joy in my heart because you, dear birthday man, are in the world.
That you decorate our lives, come to the rescue and just love to live. Thank you for everything and for bringing us all together.

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Love life, love inspiration
Let them not scare you in the coming year
Let your mood be better
And sadness will leave once and for all.

Lilac bush and blue sky.
The smile of the sun, joy, love
And the greatest happiness in life
We wish you on the path of life!

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I wish that GO-GO!
And never OXO-XO!
A little AX! Well, you can wow!
To be breathtaking.

Of course, to be “WOW!!!”
And to FU is very little.
So that sometimes “THIS IS YES!”
"WOW!" - not nonsense

"CAN NOT BE!" - this is real,
“YES HIM!” Let it be virtual.
"WOW!" - to often surprise
"Well, EVERYTHING'S PIPETS"! - didn't get it.

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Let the bright mosaic
life will be formed from warm and sunny days,
from kind smiles, friendly faces,
the attention of family and friends!

Let there be gifts, surprises, flowers,
Any dreams will come true!

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I wish you a birthday
Attention of your friends!
So that together - to the rink, to the theater,
To the cinema, to tennis and to the museum!

So that life was - well, just super!
It had fairy tales and flowers!
And you were so that the queen,
Master of your destiny!

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I wish you more bright days
So that the heart beats with happiness.
Clothes are more fashionable
And to have a character with pepper.

Solve the problems of life
When it's stormy, don't fall.
rustling with a large bill,
And don't hide your heart from love.

I wish you more joy
In the kitchen and in bed
I wish that from sweets
"Beauty" did not get fat.
Today is your birthday
Such wishes:
So that your every day is like this
Like a first date.

Be beautiful like a flower
Like a butterfly, honey
Hot as a kettle at night
Like a child, cheerful.
Like Bill Gates, so rich
Flaunt your salary.
Do not grow old, like the songs of the Circle.
Happy birthday my friend!

Let your eyes shine like diamonds
So that the men all fall at once
To your slender, chic legs,
Without looking around at all!

Let luck jump right into your hands,
To solve all the problems themselves,
So that your image is loved by all!
Be happy! With your birth!

May your birthday
Disperse all worries
Settle the holiday in the heart,
Add pepper to everyday life!
To make life bright
Was full of gifts
Cheerful intoxicated
And mischievous laughter!

So what, what's plus one
The year will be added to the passport.
The ideal is invincible
Age can't handle it!
Let the crowd of fans
Moans in tenderness.
I want to say like this:
"Goddess, happy birthday!"

I want to keep men only in suspense,
Let them lose their minds. Baby, happy birthday!
I want to go forward in high heels,
Let the sparks shine in your fiery eyes.

More joys for women: boutiques, gifts, SPA,
Let life not be stingy with luxurious oligarchs.
Let the hated cellulite leave your life,
Let the wrinkles smooth out, the "crisis of the genre" does not threaten.

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Why are you sitting in the morning
With a phone on the bed?
Birthday is the theme
So, congratulations.
Again gifts and confessions
Proposal to pour
At the head of my message:
"Double and extend everything"!

In life, be cunning Chanterelle,
In friendship - dear Titmouse,
At home - fluffy squirrel,
At work - Lanya fast,

For enemies - a dangerous snake,
And in love - a passionate tigress,
Kitty - in the mood!
Be happy! Happy Birthday!

I want to say so much on your birthday!
And only from the heart the main words!
May your path always be smooth
And love makes me dizzy!
Let happiness become a reliable companion,
And the aroma of flowers will soar at home.
Like you, 100 years old, of course, you can
Decorate our world with your beauty!

I congratulate you on your birthday
And I don't want to hide now
I don't know what's better than a woman
And I don't know for sure!
May life always caress you
And protects from all adversity,
It covers with warmth, like a blanket,
And brings happiness every day!

You are the charm itself, there is no doubt about that.
Accept compliments on a glorious birthday.
You are smart and creative, charming, sweet,
You know how to let out claws, but the rest is good.

I wish you this holiday - may you always be lucky,
Do not worry about wrinkles - age does not take you.
Fuck men further, let them burn with love,
They give fur coats and diamonds, let passion boil in the blood.

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SMS from me is knocking on the phone
On my birthday there will be my little advice
Be a goddess for yourself, for others - a queen.
After all, there is no other like you in this world.

I want happiness to suddenly fall on you!
Giant, huge, so that you do not fight back!
May it take health and luck with it,
Car, coat, cottage! Well, anyway, happy birthday!

Live on wings fluttering
Receiving love and happiness
And with them - pleasure,
Success and joy! Happy Birthday!

Let the fun on your birthday
It will be just over the edge!
Disperse, like flies, unrest!
Happiness open your soul!

You are not a woman - a goddess, a wonderful creation,
Remember - you are unique. Sun, happy birthday!
Let the man next to him understand this
In a quarrel, a moment at you only throws a fur coat with tenderness.

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It's great that it's your birthday today. You can wish for all sorts of things. I have three spicy "X's" for you. Not what you thought, just good wishes for everyone's favorite letter:
1. I wish you to become prettier, and become more beautiful every day. Is it possible? Of course, if all is well.
2. I want to lose weight. Easily. Yes, even with buns. And with cookies.
3. Last wish - Enough. Stop worrying, stop thinking about everyone. Be the most beloved for yourself, the most beautiful and the most valuable. Praise yourself.

May each new morning be cheerful, the day happy, the evening languid, and the night hot! Let as many cockroaches live in your head as long as you have butterflies in your stomach! I wish you a constant chocolate and marmalade mood, because only such sweetness sticks to boundless happiness, boundless health and endless love! Happy Birthday!

I wish you friends - open and faithful, enemies - unfortunate and defeated, mood - raising to heaven, happiness - constantly present nearby! Happy birthday!

May there always be many relevant contradictions in your life!
The heart will be hot, but the mind will be cold; fun - unrestrained, but work - calm; the wallet is thick, but the waist is thin, the car is powerful, but the dresses are graceful; the sea on vacation is warm, but champagne is icy; happiness is endless, and problems are fleeting! The main thing is not to confuse anything! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Beauty! I wish you to move to a permanent place of residence in a magical land. There, where tights do not tear and nails do not break, where you can eat whatever you want and not get better. Where the date in the passport does not affect the age of the soul. There, where in the morning the beloved brings coffee to bed and wakes you up with a sweet kiss. Where you will always feel just a happy woman.

You are a sorceress
And smart as hell;
Not lazy at work
Cheerful forces are always full.

You are soft, kind-hearted;
Elegant forever!
The woman is lovely;
Interesting personality!

Always be yourself
Stay like this forever
To please the eye
You are a goddess - every hour.

Cool congratulations on the anniversary of a woman

What can a woman
Wish for an anniversary?
I will simply answer
Without further ado:

Three carat diamond
On a thick chain
So that in vases all year
Flowers bloomed.

Always sales
In your favorite department
And look better
Any top model.

But seriously,
Love and attention
Always adoration
And understanding.

So that the only one nearby
The betrothed was
Carried on the hands
And madly loved.

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I'm tired of congratulating you
Every year the same thing.
Again I have to wish
To be smart and pretty.

This time I wish
wild parties,
And now I know for sure
We cannot avoid funny mistakes.

Let only pleasure swirl
Above your wild head
Let only joy happen again
Every day and every time.

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May this glorious anniversary give you
A whole load of good words and wishes,
Flowers, gifts and romances with a guitar,
That can even bring you to tears.

May there be friends and songs in the house on this day,
Balls, surprises, laughter and dancing until morning.
I wish you a fun, interesting life,
So that doctors do not know the roads to you!

You are always seventeen
And you look great
And you won’t give more for a year,
After all, you are a famous coquette.

I wish you happiness and love,
Luck and success in business.
And a few tears, but mind you -
So that only from happiness and laughter.

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Happy anniversary dear
Tell us your secret
I have known you for many years
Only there are no changes.

You are still beautiful
No traces of wrinkles to be found
And the figure is just amazing
Sweeter than vodka for men.

The head is the mind chamber.
In the heart - a kind soul.
There is a decent salary
In general, you are good to everyone.

So that after the anniversary
Life went on without problems
To not regret the past
I invite everyone to drink!

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Your smile makes me want to fly
Be sure to become a goldfish!
So that all desires for you in full
They were immediately performed in reality, not in dreams!

Bloom like a rose, smell like a lilac
May it bring you joy every day!
Happy birthday, with the most dearest,
I congratulate you on my verse!

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We hasten to congratulate the super-woman -
Your victories cannot be counted!
You without the help of a suit
Doing great things:

Throw a magnificent feast
Spend your entire salary in an instant,
Arrange a concert on football
And a pillow fight with the kids.

We are unable to imagine goals,
That super woman can't achieve.
And on the anniversary day they wanted
Drink magic with you!

Funny congratulations on the anniversary of a woman

Happy anniversary! On this date
Even more beautiful than you were.

Graceful as a panther
Temperamental, like a lioness.
Let the gentlemen sigh
And the beloved is proud.

Years have no power over you
Only talents are revealed.
Let them lie at the feet of the beautiful
And furs and diamonds.

Happiness replaces anxiety
Only from joy - unrest.
Let the roads lead you
From dreams to fulfillment.

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I would give you a home
Who will guard him?
I would give you a ship
Where can I get a captain?

I would give you a car
They can break or even steal!
I will give you a man!
It will be sweet to sleep with someone in bed!

This birthday
I will spend with you
The most gentle, affectionate
I'm your gift!

Comic congratulations on the anniversary with humor to a woman

There are women like big cities:
They wear furs and gold, and expensive things.
The apartments are noisy and light, but somehow uncomfortable.
And life goes on for them, as a rule, dissolutely.
But, fortunately, we have other "cities" -
In above it is quiet and comfortable for us always.
They are covered with white snow in winter,
In their house, it is a pleasure to relax and do business.
With such a woman, how calm we are!
And different nervous rubbish does not climb into my head,
With such a woman - there are no special problems
And you can live with it up to 90 years,
And maybe up to a hundred, whoever is lucky,
To whom fate will give a turn.

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Well, old lady, you came to the anniversary,
And I exchanged ten-fifth without cuts.
But before your beauty, as before, I am thrilled,
Ready to meet sunrises and sunsets with you.

Years later, I'm no longer afraid one day
Cooking your wonderful poison suddenly
And I gobble up with appetite I bravely
Meatballs, buns and cheesecakes up to 100 pieces.

On this holiday, let me swear
That I will always carry on my hands.
I want to kiss you passionately
And I confess my love to you, my star!

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Be loved and desired
Be beautiful and smart.
On the anniversary, after all, we can do everything,
Have fun to the fullest!

Have a glass of alcohol
Eat three pieces of pie
Prepare a lot of brine
Suddenly you want in the morning ...

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Congratulations on your anniversary
Bentley I wish you
Rest - so in the Canaries,
In general, life is not in vain.

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Today is a big anniversary, and it's so wonderful!
I wish your life to be like a holiday!
So that it is always cozy in a warm and big house,
So that the whole huge family always loves you.

I wish you not to know sorrows and always live in abundance,
I wish to go to rest, drink and eat sweetly there.
So that luck never leaves you,
To ring and rustle in a huge wallet!

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happy birthday to this lady
We are glad and in a hurry to wish
So that the next vacation will certainly be in the Bahamas,
To receive diamonds and silk as a gift.

A figure so that, like VIAgra, and fans in love,
Portraits write and sincere poems,
Under the windows, let the serenades howl
Suitors rich in soul and body.

But all the best to stay
The one whose shoulder is always close,
And every day to begin
From the words: “well, dear, quickly strike me!”

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Happy Anniversary
And we wish that always
You were the most beautiful
And forever young.

Happy birthday.
I wish you fun
To make dreams bolder
Stan and hips - only slimmer.
A new fur coat, a car
And a luxurious man
Millions of red roses
locomotive decorations,
Wagon of fulfilled hopes...
Well, taking a serious tone:
May fate bring you
What you want yourself!

Happy birthday, congratulations
I wish you a lot of money
Happiness, laughter and more
Mercedes, apartment, cottage.

Let your life be like a fairy tale
Sweet honey flows down the lips.
And so that on the path of life
Barriers could sweep away everything.

Let the smile never leave your lips
Luck always finds.
Be a beauty princess...
And happy in terms of sex.

Celebrate this birthday
Gorgeous, bright, "with a bang",
Let the mood go up
May life be full of goodness!

Be stylish, fashionable and beautiful,
To admire you all
And, of course, happy
I wish you big love!

Let the beloved all the vagaries
Performs without difficulty
And surprises you
Only pleasant always!

I want to congratulate you
Wish you well -
Stayed to be beautiful
And so young.

So that the bosses at work
Didn't worry you
To have a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bmoney,
To be on the seas.

For my husband to buy a car
Children have always obeyed
For you to be loved
Happy Birthday to You!

Well, beauty, happy birthday!
Have you got the patience
receive congratulations,
Smile and be silent?

I personally wish
Chic, luxury of the capital.
Slender to have a figure.
In general, look glamorous.

precious jewelry,
For receptions of invitations.
Feel like a goddess
Secular chronicles heroine!

You are beautiful on your birthday!
Let the men for a whole year
They say to you with admiration:
"What a woman is coming!"
Be rich in beauty
And they are not poor in health,
So that a high salary
Were rewarded.
Women's happiness, comfort,
Not one work to live.
For family, friends and sports
Always find time.

Happy birthday, enchantress!
May all the best happen.
No - gray hair and wrinkles,
Yes - success and men.
No - loss, defeat,
Yes - discoveries and accomplishments.
No - sadness, failure,
Yes - to your hot dreams.
No - separation and confusion,
Yes, love and coincidence.
If a chessboard
Name life, then rule by hand
Black and white cells system -
The choice is yours!

I wish you happy moments
Get on your birthday.
Bouquet of tender forget-me-nots
And soar in the clouds of love.

Live life to the fullest, relax
And don't deny yourself.
I want to swim in the green
And keep your nose up.

New outfits, shoes, coats
And diamonds on my chest.
In life - lightness and jokes,
Everything you wish.

Happy birthday, madam!
I sincerely wish
Happiness a whole kilogram
To live shining.

And a good bag
Tons of three successes,
Palm trees, villas, boats
Lady for fun.

A sea of ​​simple joys
Mountains of positive
Crowds of unmarried princes
And unpretentious!

What to wish a successful milady?
A bunch of dough and the will to win
A bunch of generous, rich lovers,
So that you live in the royal chambers.
Build a cottage on a sandy beach,
Bags from brands and shoes to boot.
To the envy of my friends, a car without a roof
Easy work, higher penthouse.
Well, whatever you want, we wish:
Congratulations on your holiday!